Instant Experts S2 - Ep 56 - OFFICIAL MET GALA / PLOT LOST EDITION!

Send us a text here!In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons...The Honk is back from gallivanting and it’s all happening!: Trump’s little off-the-shoulder number wows the crowd at the Met Gala, while Cole Allen’s little shoulder-holster number wows the Secret Service at The White House Correspondents’ Dinner!It’s hard times in Australia cos it’s Budget night, while it's hard times at The Cock Inn, Cockfosters cos it’s Saturday night!UK Conservative Leader Kemi Badenoch promises free ass exam to every antisemite in Britain!  And in sport, Wests Tigers lose 500-0 to the combined powers of Yomif Kejelcha, Larry Doby and Buzz Aldrin!And so much more in the show even Olivier Rousteing & Beyonce say "can be a little bit over the top": Aussie PM Anthony Albanese and Treasurer Jim Chalmers schedule electoral gangbang for next Tuesday as their Budget f*cks every single Australian at the same time! Moronic Aussie Jew-hater arrested outside Antisemitism Royal Commission: "The cops have promised me a bunch of free proctology!"  Epstein suicide note released: “Hey stupid! This is the tip, not the iceberg!” FBI comments on Kash Patel college arrests for public urination: "Now he does it in his pants in the office!"And living corpse Rudy Giuliani at death’s door - til Death said: “I think you may be looking for Four Seasons Total Landscaping?” It’s another bumper episode of Instant Experts, in which we comb our Barnet Fair, get some geography To Go and Henry lends King Charles his car parked in Belfast! In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee. (Ian Minus, 68, of Killarney Heights, held up (by cop's fist, in the air).Say hi to us by email at: [email protected] be heard everywhere from The Bishop’s Finger to The Knob with a voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au Or if urgent in Melbourne just call us on 000 and we’ll answer within 17 hours!All complaints to: Zack Polanski, no relation to Roman, but still a c*nt. Audio produced, mixed and compiled by Junior - thank you! Video designed, compiled and edited by The Guantanamo Babe - chef's kiss! Episode edited by Honk, with assistance from 'Lauren' Dirty Sanchez wearing fashion forward underpants on head, and Iris Van Herpes (working remotely)Digital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeTo see RFK Jr. ditching his wife at The White House Correspondents' Dinner:https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXmcNiegMXC/?igsh=MWR0bjd2YnB4ZWdlNQ==The Honk dressed for Met Gala by Anglicare Op Shop, Mt DruittHenry Lee dressed for armed resistance against British by Quartermaster, Real IRAWatch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971