Instant Experts S2 Ep 58 - DAYLIGHT ROBBERY EDITION! President Trump and Treasurer Chalmers Rob Taxpayers Again!

Send us a text here!Video version here!: https://youtu.be/6g42KgVyH6oIn this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons, we celebrate dodgy blokes stealing cash by the bushel!President Trump sues himself, settles with himself, and pardons himself in one smooth motion! But don’t worry, the $1.776 billion only came from the departments fighting Ebola and the Hantavirus!Aussie Treasurer Jim Chalmers taxes the farnarkle out of everybody only to discover it (a) don’t win no votes and (b) is really farking stupid!Meanwhile Henry Lee lures his wife, and kids, into a sure-fire tax-free investment scheme called LOSING CASH WITH THE BOOKIESPull up a pew at the Pewsey Pub, Pewsey Inn, Pewsey Hotel, Pewsey Pint-Pourer, or just get away from it all at the Pewsey Microbrewery, and enjoy the show all of Pewsey, and Darwin, is talking about! Which is exactly 2 people: “Rare Unit” Trump goes to China and discovers “Rare Earth” Xi has more cards than a Heard Island Penguin has pilchards!Mahmoud Ahmejinedad’s dismembered leg, citing balance issues, politely declines Israel’s offer to make him First Leg of all Persia! Todd Blanche signs off deal with Todd Blanche to compensate Todd Blanche for waking up every day and being Todd Blanche. A friendless crook who will rot in Hell!And a flu-addled Honk dials in from his Cotswolds haven, Pee-in-the-Lake, en route to his Paris bolthole, Je-Suis-Un-Rockstar!It’s another bumper episode of Instant Experts, in which we explore the c*nts of the world, and the C*nts of the Week! Between Reform UK and Grave Robbers of Bondi it’s a smorgasbord of inanity, f*ckwittery and chicanery, hosted by your Donkeys-In-Chief, The Honk and Henry Lee. In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots (see immediately above)Say hi to us by email at: [email protected] be heard everywhere from UConn to the Yukon with a voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page!: www.instantexperts.com.au  All complaints to: [email protected]?! Or just wait 6 months and ask for XiAudio produced, compiled and mixed by Junior Video designed, compiled, edited by Guantanamo Babe Digital design and social media also by Guantanamo BabeEpisode edited by Honk, with assistance from Dr Grace, WG Grace, Graceland, Grace Brothers, Grace Jones, and Grace is the Word (Is the Word), That You Heard (That You Heard), Grace is the Way that I’m Feeling (Do-Do-Do-Do) When in San Antonio, Maureen Galindo stays exclusively at County Mental Health Unit (construction generously supported by Menachem & Esther Leibowitz)When in Pearl Harbour, Kash Patel wears exclusively the barnacled skull of Ensign Joe Harris (dec.), USS ArizonaKnow someone struggling with gambling? The Honk did. His name was Henry Lee, still is, they're super close, co-host a show, so obviously Honk's a terrible person to ask.Tommy Mengele's "Songs in the Key of P: Live at 'Unite the Kingdom' Rally" out soon! Single "Ayyeeeaoghh" out now! Don't miss Tommy on his world tour of Cockfosters Station (Matt from the Taiwanese jungle on saxophone in support! And ladies, he's newly single and ready to mingle!)Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971