Instant Experts Season 2! Ep 45 - WE’RE BAAAAAACK! AND SO ARE THE CROOKS, F*WITS & MORONS! BIG TIME!!!

Send us a text here!It’s Season 2 of Instant Experts and, like us, the Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons have gone next-level:Trump successfully takes over Venezuela - a mysterious land of high-quality coke and low-quality oil!Trump unsuccessfully takes over Greenland and Minnesota - mysterious lands of fire, ICE and getting shot in the face! Canada PM Mark Carney dumps Trump; In Aussie politics, The Nats dump The Libs; Trump dumps Norwegian PM Orm Bjorn Ulfurhydrodin; and hot Norwegian WAG dumps love rat biathlete Thorbjorn Sinjonsinjonssonssonson - you shot your last shot, vennen min!All this and so much more in our bumper comeback special:US AG Pam Bondi takes a break from drinking the blood of small children to protect the 1400 rich guys in The Epstein Files r*ping themSeriously, the new batch of The Epstein Files is F*CKED UP. And half are still redacted! The Honk does a deep dive, then pukes into a very large bucketWashed up WWE star Bad Bunny tries his hand at music instead. Get real amigo! You've got a better chance of winning the Super BowlMeanwhile at TPUSA Circle Jerk LX, Kid Rock lip synchs his smash hit 'Balls In Your Mouth' - with Trump’s balls in *his* mouth! Let’s hope the Presidential Diaper was clean!And in long overdue good news, a 13yo Aussie hero swims 4 hours through shark-infested waters to save his Mum. What a champion! Celebrate with Guns 'n'  Roses 'Sweet Child O' Mine' like you never heard it except in hellIn the comedy podcast with all the latest news explained by idiots - The Honk & Henry Lee. We’re tanned, rested and on parole! Say hi to us by email at [email protected] be heard around the world with a voicemail to play on the show, right from our home page: www.instantexperts.com.au Maybe you’ll become famous in Darwin!All complaints to [email protected], mixed and compiled by Junior Episode edited by Delcy Rodriguez, with intermittent assistance from The Honk* *Once again, Maria Machado not invited. But Honk appreciated the medal. Digital design & social media by Guantanamo BabeGood luck Jake Paul in his upcoming James Van Der Beek fight!Watch or Listen anywhere! https://linktr.ee/instantexpertspodcastSign up for news! https://www.instantexperts.com.auFollow us on X - don’t tell Elon!: https://x.com/instantexpertsx?s=21&t=YN4hCwCCP5pK0y2nNGRAyAFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/instantexpertsFollow us on Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@instantexpertspodcastFollow on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574477592971