IOWA YOU AN EXPLAINATION

Come in! Take a seat her by the fire that Maureen and Dan have made sure to keep burnin’. Have some hot tea. Get a blanket. It’s cold! At least, it is at Dan’s house. For some reason, Maureen’s place is a thousand degrees, her feet are trapped in a footstool, and she can’t see right out of one eye. No matter. No one wants to come into 2024 being able to see all of it. Best to keep it in soft focus.The Iowa caucus has happened! And…um. It happened! Exactly as everyone knew it would! There is literally nothing gained from this exercise! But Dan and Maureen are going to mine it for gems, and end up in a deep discussion about the ways 2024 will bend people psychologically. Maureen looks deep into the abyss. Dan watches, nervously. The fire crackles.And then Maureen has a good idea that Dan may or may not be responding to sarcastically. She can’t tell.Snuggle up, SaysWhovia. It’s a long ride through the snow. Let’s make it cozy! Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho