EPISODE · Mar 11, 2026 · 25 MIN
IRAN so far away
from This Is Unusable · host Ben Steinberg & Tyler Martin
In A.D. 2026 war with Iran was beginning. Captain: What happen? Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb. All your oil are belong to us. We talk about Iran. Also Ben Affleck spilling things. 00:14 Do ants have dicks? 01:32 War with Iran 02:14 Small choices have big consequences 04:09 Why we attacked Iran 06:48 Echoes of Vietnam 08:27 The 1950s anticipated the current conflict 09:44 Ee-rahn vs Eye-Ran. Country name origins. USA. UAE. 11:30 USA is No. 1… but in what? 12:40 Ben Affleck 13:28 Ben Affleck spilling things 15:05 Spotify secret war in the South Pole 16:28 Firefighters 16:47 Nose blow ad break 17:50 Firefighting is the last honorable line of work 18:59 Xbox will die and PlayStation will prevail 20:22 Circling back to Iran 21:19 Trump is invincible 23: 33 Mixing up movies and actors 24:19 Outro
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In A.D. 2026 war with Iran was beginning. Captain: What happen? Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb. All your oil are belong to us. We talk about Iran. Also Ben Affleck spilling things. 00:14 Do ants have dicks? 01:32 War with Iran 02:14 Small choices have big consequences 04:09 Why we attacked Iran 06:48 Echoes of Vietnam 08:27 The 1950s anticipated the current conflict 09:44 Ee-rahn vs Eye-Ran. Country name origins. USA. UAE. 11:30 USA is No. 1… but in what? 12:40 Ben Affleck 13:28 Ben Affleck spilling things 15:05 Spotify secret war in the South Pole 16:28 Firefighters 16:47 Nose blow ad break 17:50 Firefighting is the last honorable line of work 18:59 Xbox will die and PlayStation will prevail 20:22 Circling back to Iran 21:19 Trump is invincible 23: 33 Mixing up movies and actors 24:19 Outro
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