Is Jimmy Carter Alive?

Howdy, y'all! Welcome back to "Critters For Dinner" with yer ol' pals Patton and Jason. Now, Patton's cookin' up a Monster Mash that's gonna make yer taste buds do a hoedown. That gal's got a gift for rustlin' up some wild vittles, I tell ya! Now, Jason kicks things off by flauntin' his tee from '93. Y'all still got a shirt from back in the day? Can ya even squeeze into it, or does it just serve as a reminder of thinner times? Jason also yammers about gettin' tossed from a high school soccer game. Ain't exactly his finest hour, but after Patton spins her tales of gettin' the boot from more places than a stray dog, well, one lil' soccer scuffle ain't much. Then, Patton takes a turn on FEMA, but hold yer horses, first she's got some thoughts on Jimmy Carter and whether that ol' boy should still be checkin' the "I Voted" sticker box.  Y'all, thanks for stickin' with "Critters For Dinner". We got more ways to support the show than a possum's got ways to raid a trash can. Watch, download, subscribe, grab some merch, or toss a few bucks in our Cash App. Any lil' bit helps. Y'all have a blessin' of a weekend, and we'll see ya here, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, come Monday. Yeehaw! MERCH SHOP:  https://cfd.printify.me/products  CASH APP: https://cash.app/$CrittersForDinner