Critters For Dinner

Well, bless your heart, it's that time o' year again, y'all, and the Critters For Dinner crew, Patton and Jason, are fixin' to bring y'all a hootin'-nanny of a 90-minute special with none other than Ghost Hunter Tom Carr. Now, Tom's about as good ol' boy as they come, with evidence of the afterlife that'll make your hair stand up straighter than a rooster's tail at dawn. He's got audio clips that'll make ya question what's out there in the dark, and pictures that'll have ya sayin', "Well, I'll be darned, that's crazier than a coon dog chasin' a three-legged cat!"So, whether you're a die-hard ghost hunter or just plain ol' curious, you're gonna wanna set a spell and watch this here episode.  Enjoy.MERCH SHOPhttps://cfd.printify.me/products  CASH APPhttps://cash.app/$CrittersForDinner  Thank you for supporting Critters For Dinner with X's @GeneralPatton83 and @BIGGF00T

Well, howdy y'all! It's Hump Day here in Critterland, and let me tell ya, we're not just any ol' critters, we're the deplorable critters, the garbage people! Yeehaw, come on down and join us for a knee-slappin', tail-chasin' good time. Episode 89's here and it's hotter than a pepper sprout! If ya thought Episode 88 was a hoot, well, darlin', you ain't seen nothin' yet. But if you somehow missed the last one, you best mosey on back and catch up, 'cause it's a real barn burner. Today, we're dishin' on ol' Joe Biden callin' Trump supporters "Garbage People". Now, normally, folks would be up in arms, but down here in Critterland? We're wearin' that label like a badge of honor. Who'd have thought bein' called garbage would be the ticket to the coolest club in town? If I'd told ya last week you'd be proud to be called a garbage person, you'd reckon I was a few fries short of a happy meal. But here we are, and y'all are lovin' it! So, come on over, grab your sweet tea, and let's have a good ol' laugh at the absurdity of it all. Remember, at Critters For Dinner, every day's a party, especially when you're garbage! MERCH SHOP https://cfd.printify.me/products CASH APP https://cash.app/$CrittersForDinner Thank you for supporting Critters For Dinner with X's @GeneralPatton83 and @BIGGF00T

Howdy y'all, listen up ya Critter Crew! We got ourselves another hootenanny of an episode comin' your way. Now, Patton, bless her heart, done got it in her head we oughta chow down on some kinda grub or worm for supper tonight. Yes, sir, that there's a critter, but ain't nobody's idea of a tasty treat less'n you're a chicken peckin' round the yard. Makes a feller wonder if she's really thinkin' straight 'bout these meals. But hold onto your overalls, 'cause this ain't just any episode – it's kinda a mini-MAGA special! We done jawed 'bout the ruckus over at Madison Square Garden and chewed the fat over that there Rogan-Trump chinwag from last Friday. This election's wilder than a hog on ice, and ain't we all just countin' the days till we can kick our boots off and get back to the good ol' days. Givin' a big ol' shoutout to Carmen today. Love ya more than a coonhound loves a raccoon, girl! Support CFD with these here links: MERCH SHOP:  Y'all can grab some gear right here:  ⁠https://cfd.printify.me/products⁠   CASH APP: Throw a few bucks our way over at: ⁠https://cash.app/$CrittersForDinner⁠  Follow Patton on X: ⁠https://x.com/GeneralPatton83⁠  Follow Jason on X: ⁠https://x.com/BIGGF00T⁠  We love each and every one of the Critters’ Crew   Enjoy Today’s Show!

Well, butter mah biscuits, it's finally Fry-day and we're 'bout to git ourselves a humdinger of a hoedown on the TV tonight! First off, y'all hitch up yer overalls and tune into CFD, 'cause that's just the appetizer. Then, get ready for the main course 'cause Joe Rogan’s wrasslin’ up a conversation with none other than President Trump, y'all! That's right, we jawed about it all through today's chinwag. We're sittin' on the edge of our lawn chairs, cooler full of cold ones, waitin' to see how this here interview shakes out. Oughta be more entertainin' than a tractor pull in the mud! Today’s shoutout is the amazing SIVE ❤️ Love ya girl :)  Support CFD with these here links: MERCH SHOP:  Y'all can grab some gear right here:  https://cfd.printify.me/products   CASH APP: Throw a few bucks our way over at: https://cash.app/$CrittersForDinner    Follow Patton on X: https://x.com/GeneralPatton83 Follow Jason on X: https://x.com/BIGGF00T We love each and every one of the Critters’ Crew ❤️ Enjoy Today’s Show!

Howdy y'all, what in tarnation is goin' on, Critters Crew? We're plum tickled pink to sling another hootenanny of an episode your way! This here Monday, ol' Patton's cookin' up some possum spaghetti—that's right, ya heard me, possum!—for supper. Then we're fixin' to chew the fat 'bout time travelin'. You wanna mosey back to when dinosaurs was struttin' or zoom ahead to see if we got them flyin' cars yet?Plus, Patton and Jason are jawin' 'bout that there McDonald's what hired Trump to work the drive-thru. Lordy, the memes that sprung from that! It's been a real knee-slapper of a weekend for internet chuckles. Y'all best buckle up, 'cause it's gonna be a wilder ride than a greased pig at the county fair! Support CFD with these here links: MERCH SHOP:  Y'all can grab some gear right here:  https://cfd.printify.me/products  CASH APP: Throw a few bucks our way over at: https://cash.app/$CrittersForDinner Follow Patton on X:@GeneralPatton83  Follow Jason on X: @BIGGF00T  We love each and every one of the Critters’ Crew. Enjoy Today’s Show!

Well, howdy y'all! It's midweek, and we're diggin' into another wild episode of "Critters For Dinner" Today's vittles? Rat burgers, 'cause Patton was too busy playin' dress-up for Halloween to whip up somethin' fancier.  Jason kicked things off yammerin' 'bout his stint in Twitter Jail. Seems like he's been stirrin' up a hornet's nest over on X, and Patton ain’t holdin' back, callin' him a "girl" for gettin' all emotional.  Patton, bein' the ever-helpful pal, points out Jason's a tad too sensitive, might even be a momma's boy. So, to sum it up, Jason's gettin' roasted harder than a pig at a county fair, both online and right here in the podcastin' studio. Keep your ears peeled, 'cause Patton and Jason are cookin' up some live shows. They're aimin' to do "Critters Live" weekly – should be a hoot! And hey, a big ol' shoutout to the lovely Pam. Hi, Pam! If y'all wanna support CFD, here's how: MERCH SHOP:  Y'all can grab some gear right here:  https://cfd.printify.me/products   CASH APP: Throw a few bucks our way over at: https://cash.app/$CrittersForDinner    Follow Patton on X: https://x.com/GeneralPatton83Follow Jason on X: https://x.com/BIGGF00TWe love each and every one of the Critters’ Crew  Enjoy Today’s Show!

Howdy y'all, it's a rootin'-tootin' Monday here! We're fixin' to serve up another heaped helping of "Critters For Dinner" straight to yer screens. Today’s shindig is somethin' special, yessiree, 'cause we got our good ol' pal from the Twitterverse, 'The Boy Blob', moseyin' on over to jaw with us and crack some ribs.  Now, don’t y'all go thinkin' you can just hear tell of this and give it a miss. Nope, this here episode is like homemade moonshine - ya gotta experience it to truly 'preciate it. We're talkin' 'bout a peculiar thing called Jenkem, where folks are gettin' their highs from, well, let’s just say it's from the wrong end of the outhouse. Hard to fathom, but as true as a coon dog’s nose. Plus, you'll get the lowdown on why The Boy Blob sent Jason packin' with a block the first time they crossed paths. So hitch up yer britches, grab some of grandma's cornbread, and settle in for this knee-slappin' episode of "Critters For Dinner." Y'all ain't gonna wanna miss this hootenanny! Support CFD with these here links: MERCH SHOP:  Y'all can grab some gear right here:  https://cfd.printify.me/products   CASH APP: Throw a few bucks our way over at: https://cash.app/$CrittersForDinner    Enjoy the show, we love each and every one of the Critters’ Crew ❤️ 

Well, tickle me with a feather and call me tickled pink, it's Happy Friday, Y'all! Who's ready to let loose like a coonhound on a scent? Patton's up there yappin' 'bout her special toad stew. Y'all, she says it'll make you wanna slap your mama, it's that good! Give a big ol' yeehaw for Chicken Bone on X. Ever thought about invitin' a digital stranger to bunk in your garage? That's some backwoods hospitality for ya! Jason's gone and done it with Chicken Bone, and that fella's rollin' down to Jason's place this very weekend. Y'all better keep your phones handy; there might be some posts comin' that'll make your granny blush. And that ain't all, we're chewin' the fat 'bout Lieutenant Dan, that hurricane that tossed Florida like a salad, Instagram Threads (because apparently, we ain’t got enough distractions), and Jason's pushin' for Patton to dab Menthol Vapo on her lip. So hitch up your overalls, crack open a cold one, and let's make this weekend legendary, Southern style! Support CFD with these here links: MERCH SHOP:  Y'all can grab some gear right here:  https://cfd.printify.me/products  CASH APP: Throw a few bucks our way over at: https://cash.app/$CrittersForDinner   Enjoy the show, y'all! We love each and every one of the Critters Crew ❤️

Monday, Monday, Monday. It’s Monday, y'all, and that means the weekend's done gone and it’s time for another hootenanny episode of Critters For Dinner. On today's CFD, Patton’s talkin' 'bout fixin' up some iguana meat for supper. She done found some recipes online, and y'all, it ain’t soundin' half bad. Today’s big talk is all about Florida gettin' ready to be walloped by a big ol' hurricane. We're sendin' up prayers for all them folks who've been knocked sideways by these natural hullabaloos, and for any y'all still in the path of this here storm, y'all best be safe and skedaddle if ya gotta. Jason and Patton also wanna holler a big ol' howdy to Nessa @VanessaNewyorkr and give y'all a sneak peek at what's comin' up this month. We're cookin' up a Halloween Ghost Hunter Special with Tom Carr @TcarrP and we got ourselves a date to jaw with Dave Landau. This month’s fixin' to be a real knee-slapper full of shows. Support CFD with these here links: MERCH SHOP:  Y'all can grab some gear right here:  https://cfd.printify.me/products  CASH APP: Throw a few bucks our way over at: https://cash.app/$CrittersForDinner   Yeehaw, and enjoy the show, y'all!

Howdy, y'all! Welcome back to "Critters For Dinner" with yer ol' pals Patton and Jason. Now, Patton's cookin' up a Monster Mash that's gonna make yer taste buds do a hoedown. That gal's got a gift for rustlin' up some wild vittles, I tell ya! Now, Jason kicks things off by flauntin' his tee from '93. Y'all still got a shirt from back in the day? Can ya even squeeze into it, or does it just serve as a reminder of thinner times? Jason also yammers about gettin' tossed from a high school soccer game. Ain't exactly his finest hour, but after Patton spins her tales of gettin' the boot from more places than a stray dog, well, one lil' soccer scuffle ain't much. Then, Patton takes a turn on FEMA, but hold yer horses, first she's got some thoughts on Jimmy Carter and whether that ol' boy should still be checkin' the "I Voted" sticker box.  Y'all, thanks for stickin' with "Critters For Dinner". We got more ways to support the show than a possum's got ways to raid a trash can. Watch, download, subscribe, grab some merch, or toss a few bucks in our Cash App. Any lil' bit helps. Y'all have a blessin' of a weekend, and we'll see ya here, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, come Monday. Yeehaw! MERCH SHOP:  https://cfd.printify.me/products  CASH APP: https://cash.app/$CrittersForDinner 

Well, howdy y'all! Tonight at Patton's homestead, we're fixin' to cook up somethin' that'll make your taste buds dance the two-step - Feet Loaf, but with a good ol' Southern hillbilly flair!  And while dinner is cookin’, let's talk about how JD Vance done showed Tim Walz what for in that VP debate. Ain't no contest when you got the heart of the hills in ya. And them memes, y'all keep 'em comin', they're spicier than a jalapeño in July! Today’s shout-out is dedicated to Earth on X; she's the real MVP follow her @earthing5000 and tell her that we sent you! Y'all come back now, ya hear? And that you for your support for CFD, 'cause we're cookin' up more than just vittles; we're cookin' up community. See y'all on Friday for another heapin' helpin' of Critters For Dinner!

Well, y'all, tonight's dinner is throwin' down the gauntlet, Southern style! Inspired by Patton's sister, who apparently cooked up a storm so good, it's got Patton fixin' to outdo her. We're talking a culinary duel under the mason-dixon line where the only thing sweeter than the tea might just be the revenge served on a plate. Now, Jason, bless his heart, couldn't help but stir the pot with his group chat talk, saying those food pics from last night's feast were enough to make anyone's stomach throw a hissy fit with jealousy.  Patton and Jason are also gabbing about their upcoming gig on Keith Malinak's show. They're planning to navigate what might be as awkward as wearing socks with sandals in a Southern church - a conversation with Kris about some GIF Jason whipped up. You know it's gonna be stickier than molasses in July. So, don't y'all miss this episode, where the talk is as rich as the gravy, and make sure you're tuned in come Friday. Because if there's one thing Southerners love more than a good meal, it's a good show, and with Keith, it's bound to be as entertaining as a possum in a hat. Come and laugh with us.

Well, howdy y'all! It's Monday, and ya know what that means - another rootin'-tootin' episode of Critters For Dinner With Patton and Jason is on the air! This week, ol' Patton's got a hankerin' for some salmon patties, and she's grinnin' like a possum eatin' a sweet tater 'bout it. Jason, he ain't one to argue when there's fish on the menu, 'cause he's partial to anything that swims, crawls, or just flops around in the water. Now, we're gonna chew the fat 'bout some of the goin's-on 'round here. Over in Philly, they got themselves into a kerfuffle, lookin' like they're in WW3, 'cept there ain't no war, just them left-wing radicals stirrin' up a storm in a teacup.  And ain't no episode complete without us gabbin' 'bout Trump, 'cause love him or hate him, he sure does give us plenty to jaw about. Now, for the grand finale, we're gonna yammer on 'bout this whole "Good Morning" business on the X app. Seems not everyone's keen on spreadin' the mornin' cheer, but Jason and Patton? They're all in! Jason even said he'd holler a "Good Mornin'" to anyone on X, 'cept for Kendall, 'cause we all know Kendall's still sore 'bout Jason harassing her every morning. So y'all have yourselves a dandy of a night, and don't forget, we'll be back here on Humpday, ready to serve up more of that good ol' country cookin' and chattin'. Keep your lines baited and your spirits high!

Howdy, y'all! It ain't Monday, sure ain't Wednesday, but by gum, it's FRIDAY, and that means we've got another hootenanny episode of "Critters For Dinner" with Patton and Jason comin' your way! Now, Patton, bless her heart, ain't in the mood for cookin' today, so she's opted for some rotisserie chicken from Wallyworld. Ain't nothin' wrong with that – it's finger-lickin' good and easy on the wallet!The news cycle's been spinnin' like a fidget spinner this week, but don't you fret, we're here to unravel it all, CFD style.Now, get this – did y'all know that there's folks out there with a "turd cutter" right in their bathrooms? Yep, whether it's a knife or them fancy scissors, a good chunk of America's in this boat. We're thinkin' about cookin' up our own "pooper scooper" to sell at the merch shop. Most people have one built into their butthole, but some people require additional cutting capabilities.Patton, she's one of them basic white gals who can't live without her pumpkin spice. Says her new soap's gonna make her turd cutter smell like a pumpkin spice special starfish – ain't that somethin'!And where in tarnation is Joe? Is the deep state still playin' musical chairs with him even this close to the finish line? Looks like it! We'll just have to wait and see what crawls out from under that rock.Patton's also introducin' Jason to "Trailer Park Tales," and Jason, he's remindin' Patton to catch Dusty Slay – he's a stand-up comedian from the South who's one of the funniest comedians out there (plus he brings a great southern twist to his shows)Y'all enjoy the show! We're mighty thankful for each and every one of you for pitchin' in and supportin' "Critters For Dinner." Like, comment, and share this here show with all your loved ones.Today's shoutout goes to @Lefteyelouie, the one and only §äĉƙ §ẁīŋĝəř. Keep swingin' that sack, Louie!Thanks for joinin' us, y'all come back now, ya hear?

Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit, but it seems like Wednesday - or as we like to call it, Humpday - is fixin' to be Diddy's prime time of the week. Now, about that Diddy situation, it's turnin' into quite the soap opera, ain't it? They're sayin' he might just be the next Jeffrey Epstein, which, if true, is gonna rustle up more celebrities… faster than rednecks at the rodeo on free beer night. And speakin' of things that make ya go boom, did y'all hear about them Hezbollah pagers goin' off like fireworks at a Fourth of July bash? Makes ya think twice 'bout where our gadgets are comin' from. Could China just hit a switch and turn our pockets into popcorn makers? Now, wouldn't that be a hoot and a holler! Don't forget, y'all, to throw some support behind Critters For Dinner. Share their gabfest around, snag some of that there merch from the shop - keep them CrittersCrew runnin'. We're all family here, and we gotta stick together like grits on a plate. Catch y'all on Friday evenin' for another round of chinwaggin' on CFD. Y'all keep it between the ditches now, and we'll be seein' ya real soon. Have yourself a grand ol' day!

Y’all are in luck! Patton and Jason are back at it with another wild episode of Critters For Dinner. Patton starts off by apologizin' for missin' Jason's birthday... then goes and makes it worse by admitin' she forgot and ain't even his bestie! After that, they dive right into talkin' ‘bout them Haitians and their supposed blood thirst for dogs, cats, and ducks. Now, let me ask ya—would you eat your pet? ‘Cause Patton and Jason say they'd never, ever eat Willie Nelson or Murphy! They’d sooner starve to death than chow down on their furry family members. Next up, they chat about the latest crazy assassination attempt on ol' Donald J. Trump. Ain't it disgustin' how the radical left hates that man so much they’re willin’ to kill him? Now, we ain’t like that—no matter how much we can’t stand Biden or Harris, we sure as heck ain't wishin' them dead. That’s just plain crazy talk! So kick back and enjoy the show! Don't forget to share it with your buddies. Let’s make Critters For Dinner the hottest thing on the internet! Have a great night, and we’ll see y’all Wednesday for the next episode!

Well, slap some gravy on it and call it a feast. Today, we done cooked up yet another laugh-til-ya-cry episode, where the only thing hotter than Jason's poor, suffering throat was the banter shootin' 'round the studio faster than a squirrel on moonshine. Bless his heart, Jason's over there soundin' like he's been garglin' gravel, while Patton? Well, that gal’s cranked her sass up to eleven and turned this whole mess into her own personal comedy roast. Now, why'd we call this episode "Sloppy Ass Sandwich," you ask? Well, y’all better dive headfirst into this one to figure it out, but I’ll tell ya this much—it’s got more layers than Granny’s seven-layer dip, and it’s spread with a whole lot more than mustard. Even with Jason’s voice box doin' its best impression of a broke-down truck, this episode is exactly why we love what we do. Big ol’ shoutout to the Critters Crew—you rowdy, loyal, and downright weird bunch of beautiful souls. Y'all ain’t just fans; you're family. Yes, even those cousins who show up at the reunion and make things awkward, but hey, we love 'em all the same. So, grab them headphones like you're wrappin' your hands around a hot biscuit, 'cause this episode is just like a family get-together where everybody's the funny uncle. Thanks for spreadin' the love and sharin' our episodes like butter on a stack of flapjacks. We love y’all, you glorious knuckleheads. Keep shinin', and remember, we're just here to have ourselves a good ol' time with ya. Enjoy the show, now!

Well, howdy folks! It's another glorious Hump Day, and we're slidin' into it like a hog on mud! This week, Patton's struttin' around in her brand spankin' new Trump tee, while Jason's sportin' his prized Bigfoot shirt that screams 'Let's Go Brandon' louder than a rooster at dawn. We ain't messin' much with the news today; instead, we're chewin' the fat with some of our own tales that'll tickle your funny bone. And y'all won't believe it, but we even jawed about the flavors of life, and I ain't just talkin' about what goes down the gullet, but what comes out the other end too! So, hitch up yer overalls, grab a mason jar of sweet tea, and join us for a hootenanny of laughs. Don't be selfish now, spread this here episode like butter on a hot biscuit with all yer kinfolk online!

Hey there, y'all! It's Labor Day, and while most folks are chillin' and grillin', some might be realizin' their jeans are a tad tighter than they remember. But hey, that's what new jeans are for, right? Now, over on X, things are a bit slow today, but we ain't here to jaw about that. We're here to give a big ol' shoutout to all y'all who listen to our podcast, hosted by none other than Patton, the gal with the sass, and Jason, the good ol' boy. We're just a small-time duo, keepin' it real & keepin' it fun. No big city lights or fancy gadgets here - just good, honest content that's as down-home as it gets. So, from the bottom of our hearts, thank y'all for listenin' and for spreadin' the word about our show. Y'all are the best, and we mean that from Patton to Jason!

What's better'n a weekend? How 'bout a three-day weekend, y'all! Now, picture this: this here long weekend's gonna have us cookin' up not one, but TWO episodes of Critters For Dinner, one on Friday and 'nother on Monday! Man, we're fixin' to have us a hoot and a holler. Labor Day Weekend's when we say goodbye to summer and howdy to fall, football, and all kinds of fun! Come join us while we chew the fat 'bout three-day weekends and whatever else is buzzin' on X. Patton kicks things off yappin' 'bout some youngins hangin' on the porch, and Jason, well, he just rolls with it and later in the show, Patton talks Jason into messin' around with that poop emoji. So, that there's our show, folks — hope y'all got a kick outta it. If ya did, think 'bout spreadin' the word, 'cause we ain't got no fancy ad money. Just tell yer kin and buddies, let's get more folks listenin' to Critters and grow this thang into somethin' real special. Y'all have yerselves a fine ol' time these next couple days, and we'll catch ya on Monday for more Critters For Dinner shenanigans. OH, and hey, if ya wanna jump into the group chat on X, just holler at Admin Andy. He'll get ya in where we're all just cuttin' up and havin' a good time with folks who think alike. No pressure if it ain't yer thing, though! Just another way we keep in touch with the best darn audience there is — we love our Critters Crew!

Yeehaw, it’s Humpday, y’all! Patton and Jason are back at it with another side-splittin’ episode of Critters For Dinner. In Episode 70, Patton gets the ball rollin' talkin' ‘bout bratwursts for dinner, and then things take a wild turn when the two dive into a story ‘bout slippin' in dog pee while naked—yeah, you heard that right! They start wonderin’ what else would be downright awful to slip in while in the buff. Then, our dynamic duo breaks down some of them trendin’ X topics, includin’ a bit on "nutting"—don’t ask us how we got there, but here we are! So grab a cold one, enjoy the show, and don’t forget to like, comment, and share. It’s the easiest way to help Patton and Jason take Critters For Dinner to the next level. Y’all enjoy now!

Well, howdy y'all! Patton and Jason are back at it again this fine Monday afternoon, and we’re mighty grateful to have every one of y’all tuning in to today’s show. It’s a real blessing knowing y’all are here for some good ol' laughs and a little chat about life. Sure, we’re serious about what we believe, but if you take yourself so dang serious you can’t enjoy life, well, you might be doing something wrong! We’re here to keep you laughing, smiling, and just plain enjoying the ride. We know a bunch of folks tune in just to escape reality for a spell, and that’s exactly what we aim to do. On today’s episode of Critters For Dinner, Patton’s at it again, talking about eatin' testicles—yep, you heard that right. She’s really been on a kick lately, but hey, we still love her! Meanwhile, Jason’s got a tale about almost losing his finger and losing folks over his support for Donald Trump. But hey, that’s all cool too—if your TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) is so strong we can’t be friends, well, so be it. Patton also cracks open X trending, and the two of ‘em break down some recent news, including a punk rocker-slash-wrestler who kicked the bucket—though Jason ain’t got a clue who that is. We just wanna say thank you kindly for spending your precious time with us. The love and support y’all have shown Patton and Jason has been downright heartwarming. Let’s keep those good vibes rollin’, and keep on laughing together! Y’all have a great night, and we’ll see ya Wednesday (or maybe even sooner if you catch us on X).

Thank the good Lord it's Friday! We got a whole mess of stuff goin' on today. After Patton tells us what's for dinner, her and Jason are gonna chew the fat about what's blowin' up on X. The biggest news? RFK Jr. done dropped outta the race and threw his hat in with Donald Trump. Now that's huge, y'all, like real huge. It’s lookin' like this election's 'bout to be a runaway! Who in their right mind would vote for them folks on the left? They ain't just strange—they’re extra strange, and I ain't got no better way to say it. On a serious note, Patton and Jason wanna thank all y'all for stickin' with Critters For Dinner. We've been ridin' a big ol' wave of success these past few months, and it’s been one heck of a ride. If y'all like what you see and hear on our show, we’d sure appreciate your support. We got us a merch store where you can grab some CFD gear, and pretty soon, we’ll have other ways y'all can pitch in. We aim to keep growin' and one day be counted among the best shows out there. Heck, I reckon we're already one of the best, but not everybody knows we're around yet... y'all can help with that by sharin' the show, both in real life and all over your socials. We're hopin' to take this show full-time and bring y'all even more content and awesome interviews. With y’all’s help, we can make that happen. Enjoy this Friday's show, and have a dang good weekend with your kin and buddies!

Hey y'all, I gotta ask somethin'... y'all believe in ghosts? Well, reckon ya might think different after catchin' this here special show with ol' Tom Carr, the Ghost Hunter. He's on X, so go on and follow him @TcarrP for all them ghostly updates. We wanna holler out a big ol' thanks to all y'all fans out there! Ain't no doubt, we got the best dang fanbase around. The Critters Crew's been doin' a bang-up job spreadin' the word 'bout the show, and we’ve been growin' real good thanks to y'all. Hope we keep seein' more good stuff comin' our way. Now, y'all enjoy this spooky show, and don't forget to holler in the comments... y'all think ghosts are real?

Howdy folks! Y'all come on down to the Critters For Dinner Comedy Extravaganza, where we got Patton and Jason cookin' up a storm! Tonight, Patton's done gone and thought about fryin' up some chicken feet and a possum casserole - now ain't that just the darndest thing? I reckon it might taste like somethin' the cat dragged in, but hey, there's probably some ol' timer out there who'd say it's a delicacy. They ain't just talkin' 'bout food, no sir! They're gettin' all up in the latest chitter-chatter from X, yappin' 'bout yellow goo, monkey somethin' or other, and what them fancy folks at the DNC are up to. And if that ain't enough to make ya scratch yer head, they end the show chattin' 'bout bleachin' the ol' backdoor. Lord knows why y'all keep comin' back for more, but we're as happy as a pig in mud that ya do! Don't forget to holler at yer buddies to tune in too. We're all over the place - Spotify, Rumble, YouTube, and our home sweet home, X.com. Thanks for watchin', and don't miss our spooktacular Spooky Ghost Guest Interview this comin' Wednesday! Y'all take care now, ya hear?

Well, shoot, y'all, thank goodness it's Friday! Today, we got the one and only Tiger King himself, Joe Exotic, on the show. Joe's here to tell his wild story while Jason and Patton throw some crazy questions his way. Now, Joe’s a real character, been through a lot, and lived a life you just gotta hear about. We know ain't nobody perfect, and folks got their flaws, but we like Joe, and we reckon he got a raw deal in court with that public defender. So grab a cold one, sit back, and let’s have a good ol' time laughin' together. Enjoy the show, y'all! Thank y'all for tuning in! Don't forget to hit that subscribe button on all your favorite platforms so you don't miss any of our new content. And hey, if you wanna show some love, swing by our merch shop and grab yourself some CFD gear. We got some good stuff that'll have you lookin' sharp! Thanks again, y'all!

We got ourselves a doozy today! Ol' Donald J. Trump is fixin’ to have a chat with Elon Musk over on that X.com thingy. Lord knows if Elon can keep it together without the whole dang internet blowin’ up!  Twitter might just go kaboom tonight, and we’re sittin’ here with our popcorn ready! But that ain’t all—our own critters been raisin’ Cain. Murphy’s yappin’ non-stop, and Willie Nelson? Well, that ol’ rascal done took a dump right on the floor.  I’ll tell ya what, today’s show’s kinda all over the place, but it’s a hoot and a half. So come on down and join us for some good ol’ fashioned talk about politics, tech, and our misbehavin’ mutts!

Well, shoot, it’s Friday, y’all, and that means the weekend’s finally here! Ain’t nothin’ better than wrappin’ up a long, hard week and knowin’ you got a day or two to kick back and recover from all the craziness. But before y’all start relaxin’, don’t go missin’ out—Patton and Jason just put the finishing touches on Episode 63, and it’s a real good one. Patton starts off by showin’ what’s for supper tonight (lizard tail!), and then they jump right into talkin’ ‘bout all the hot stuff trendin’ today. The biggest fuss? Joe Rogan’s tweets ‘bout RFK Jr., which got the right all riled up. But don’t fret—Joe made sure to say he ain’t endorsin’ nobody just yet. In this episode, Jason also shares some old-school pics from when he was a young’n, and both of ‘em are wearin’ some silly hats. Who’s lookin’ better in ‘em? Y’all tell us in the comments! We’re mighty grateful for y’all followin’, talkin’ with us, and bein’ part of the Critters Crew. Enjoy today’s show, and we’ll see y’all later tonight on X and again on Monday for another great episode!

Happy Wednesday, y’all! It’s hump day—hope y’all get humped before the day's done. We got another fine chapter in the Critters For Dinner Podcast for ya. Patton and Jason are back at it, jabberin’ ‘bout what’s hot on X and givin’ y’all updates on what’s up with Jason. We’re tickled to have y’all as part of our Critters Crew, and we couldn’t be happier makin’ our little show better each week. If y’all wanna help us turn this little show into a big one, please like, comment, and share this video on your timeline. Thanks a bunch, have a great evenin’, and we’ll see y’all Friday for a BIG WEEKEND SHOW!

Boy howdy, it’s one of them Mondays we all gripe about. Ya know how Mondays usually suck? Well, they don’t suck as bad anymore thanks to Critters For Dinner. Tonight, Patton and Jason are jawin’ ‘bout eatin’ raccoon and chattin’ ‘bout what’s hot on X. Politics are heatin’ up, and we’re fixin’ to bring y’all some dang good content from now ‘til November. The gang also talk ‘bout bein’ poor and how a stock market crash ain’t gonna hit us hard like them folks with fancy financial portfolios. Sit back and enjoy the show, and don’t forget to like, comment, and share it with all yer kin and buddies.

TGIF, y'all! It's FRI-DAY-NIGHT, and we're fixin' to have a good ol' time. Great news... Jason's finally moved into his new house, and all's right with the world. On this here episode of Critters For Dinner, Patton and Jason jaw 'bout Jason's new place, talk 'bout Donald Trump and Kyle Rittenhouse, and even gab 'bout aliens and UFOs. It's a hoot of a show, and we'd love for all y'all to laugh along with us, even just for a spell. Life's better when ya can laugh with friends, and that's what we're all 'bout. Yep, we're your friends, and yep, you oughta be laughin' with us. Enjoy this Friday show and get ready for a rootin'-tootin' weekend!

It's that time of the week again... it's humpday which means another episode of Critters For Dinner with your favorite duo, Patton and Jason. Tonight's episode features some interestin' dinner options, then somehow the shows turns into Patton eggin’ Jason on to see if he can finish 2 liters of Ginger Ale in like 30 seconds. Ain't sure how we got here, but here we are. Enjoy, y'all! Also, don’t forget to hit up the CFD Merch Shop at Printify and grab y'self some CFD gear. We love y'all!

Don’t y'all worry none. The whole gang's back after a week off. On today’s episode of Critters For Dinner, Patton and Jason fill y'all in on what they been up to and dive right into that Blue Balls at the Olympic Opening Ceremonies. They jaw about future guests like Tiger King and Dave Landau… both them shows gonna be wild as all get-out. I reckon one of 'em gonna be darker, but who knows which? The dark comedian or the feller sittin' in jail? Either way, it’s gonna be a hoot. Stick around and keep up with Patton and Jason for all the latest Critters Content. Watch out for a brand-new X page just for the podcast. We're just a small operation, but we aim to make the best show for y'all. We have a blast filmin' it and love interactin' with y'all wonderful folks on social media. Enjoy this show and get ready for some awesome new stuff comin’ your way. Also, don’t forget to hit up the CFD Merch Shop at Printify and grab y'self some CFD gear. We love y'all!

Howdy y'all! Today's the best day of the week—it's Friday, and you're in luck 'cause this episode of Critters For Dinner is a real humdinger. Patton kicks things off with her famous southern critter dinner, then we hop right on the Trump train before Jason goes all out with his hilarious Rex Kwon Do impersonation. If you're a long-time fan, you're gonna love this episode. If you're new, well, this is a prime example of what we do best—touch on serious topics and then go off the rails for some good ol' fashioned fun. Critters For Dinner is available on all podcast platforms, and you can watch us on X, Rumble, YouTube, and Spotify. Subscribe to one or all of 'em and help support the show. You can also help us out by orderin' gear from our merch shop or simply sharin' our links and engag'n with our content on X. We're mighty lucky to have such a fantastic group of fans we call the Critters Crew. Thanks a heap for all your support! Today's shoutout goes to Giblets on X. He's a cool dude, and y'all should be followin' him. Have a great weekend, stay safe, and enjoy the show. See y'all!

Howdy, folks! Good evenin' and welcome to the latest episode of Critters For Dinner! We got a real special treat for y'all today—our guest is none other than Heidi Briones. She's got an amazin' story about switchin' from Democrat to Republican, and let me tell ya, she's one fine example of what's goin' on in America. We’re seein' folks from all walks of life shiftin' to more conservative views, and with all the ruckus from the past 4-5 years, it's plain to see why. So, kick back, relax, and enjoy this here episode. Don't forget to follow us on X and share the show with your family, friends, coworkers, and anyone else who might get a kick outta it. Enjoy, y'all!

Howdy y'all! It's Monday, and usually, we're draggin' our boots through a slow news day, but not today! We got some mighty big news from the weekend—President Trump was shot at a rally. This here has hit Patton and Jason real hard, and you'll feel the somber vibes throughout the show. We'll also be chattin' about Trump's VP pick. Plus, today's big shoutout of the week goes to Christie... the coolest chick we know on X! And don't forget, we'll be lettin' y'all know where to find us on the internets. Hang tight, folks, and join us for this special episode. 

Well, yeehaw! Thank goodness it's Friday, folks! We're tickled pink to have all y'all joinin' us for another rib-ticklin' episode of Critters For Dinner. Patton and Jason are back with some brand spankin' new laughs that'll have y'all rollin'. We're plum thrilled to spend about 12 minutes with all you beautiful people. Now, if ya don't mind, give this video a thumbs up and share it on your X feed. Every time ya do, it helps us grow and spread the fun even more. Critters For Dinner is growin' faster than a hog on a corn diet, and that means we get to give more shout-outs to y'all. And oh, sorry Mike, but Big Mike just had to sneak into the conversation somehow. So, sit back, enjoy the show, and don't forget to mosey on over to the merch shop and snag yourself some mighty fine gear. Enjoy, y'all!

Yeehaw! It's humpday, y'all, and that means a brand spankin' new episode of Critters For Dinner! This one’s a real hoot. Kick back and enjoy watchin' or listenin' to the best dang show on the X platform. We're mighty proud of it! This episode's a wild ride, coverin' all sorts of topics and servin' up a heap of laughs. Y'all enjoy now, ya hear?

Well, y’all, it's Monday, and you know what that means! A brand-new episode of Critters For Dinner with Patton and Jason. Tonight, we’re cookin’ up some Turtle Soup and chewin’ the fat 'bout politics and what’s hot on that X app. We’ll be talkin’ 'bout the infamous Moose Knuckle and if Chris Christie’s the poster boy for it. Big thanks to all y’all for buyin’ stuff from our merch shop. Keep on buyin’, ‘cause every time y’all do, it makes the show better! Enjoy this here episode of Critters For Dinner!

Howdy y'all! We got a real treat fer ya today on Critters For Dinner. On this here episode, we got a special guest, Keith Malinak. He's a hoot an' a half with a right funny bone, so we done did a double episode with him. First off, Patton and Jason hopped on Keith's At The Mic Show, then we wrangled Keith fer a quickie on CFD. We appreciate y'all fer tunin' in every time, and we sure hope y'all enjoy this extra special content from yer favorite internet show!

Howdy y'all! Evenin', America! Today we got ourselves another rip-roarin' episode of Critters For Dinner with the best duo on the interwebs, Patton and Jason. This here is our 50th episode, and we're tickled pink to share it with y'all. Y'all have been downright amazing supportin' our podcast, and we reckon we got the best fan base on the whole world wide web. Don't forget, this Friday we're goin' live with Keith on his show. We want all y'all Critters Crew to show up big time and shower us with some love in the chat. It'll be airin' Friday, July 5th at 2 PM Eastern or 1 PM Central. In this episode we're droppin' today, we're chattin' 'bout some trendin' topics and talkin' 'bout how great America is. So sit back, enjoy, and don't forget to like, share, and comment on this show online. It really helps get our podcast out to more folks. Thank y'all!

Good evenin', Critters Crew! Thanks for joinin' us for another episode of Critters For Dinner with Patton and Jason. We got a fun show lined up for y'all tonight. Our dynamic duo kicks things off by talkin' 'bout what's for dinner, but they get a little sidetracked with some horseradish sauce before they get back on track. They dive into the latest buzz on X, includin' some big news 'bout Trump. Seems he got a favorable ruling from SCOTUS 'bout his immunity as President, which is a huge win not just for the MAGA folks, but for everyone who doesn't want our political system turnin' into a revenge game every 4-8 years. It's wrong, plain and simple, and always will be. Patton and Jason chat about how we ended up here, with Patton claimin' that ol' Mr. Pepperoni Eyes has been pullin' the strings all along. Jason reckons y'all should check out Endgame by Alex Jones from over 20 years ago. Patton also delves into the 'woke' origins, and they talk about the J6 stuff, includin' droppin' an Amber Heard on Nancy's desk. To wrap things up, Jason introduces Patton to the game called, 'Hide-A-Duke,' and don't y'all forget, we'll be on Keith's show this Friday and we want everyone to join us. Today's shoutout Salty Andy from X! We love you Andy :)

TGIF, y'all! Thank Goodness It's Friday! How y'all spendin' your weekend? We're tickled pink that you chose to spend a few minutes of your valuable time hangin' out with us on Critters For Dinner. The Critters Crew is amazin' and we're so darn happy to have so many friends who not only listen to Critters For Dinner, but also enjoy it and interact with our content. It's amazin' to see so many folks find our silly little show entertainin'. So make sure you tellyomommaandem about Critters For Dinner and keep engagin' with our content online. Every time you like, comment, tweet, share, etc., it helps grow the show and gets us out to more folks. CFD is a podcast that airs every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. We cover a bunch of goofy stuff, but sometimes we touch on serious topics, like today, when we gave some feedback from last night's debate. It was tough to watch, but we all know who the right man is for the job, and nothin' is gonna stop us from votin' that way. After discussin' Trump and TDS, Patton and Jason had a good laugh about folks choosin' to be angry, sad, bitter... and how you can also choose to be happy, peaceful, and joyful. Livin' your life has less to do with external pressures and more to do with internal fortitude. Choose to be happy THIS weekend and we'll see y'all Monday evenin'. Critters For Dinner Websitewww.crittersfordinner.org Critters For Dinner Merch Shophttps://cfd.printify.me/products

Howdy, folks! It's Wednesday, and we’re tickled pink to bring y'all another episode of Critters For Dinner. Tonight's grub is somethin' special: Ham Bananas and Hollandaise Sauce from the 1970s. Sounds kinda nasty, don't it? But we're gonna dig into them crazy eats from back in the day. We’ll also jaw about them funny ol' conversational pits from the 70s. Jason’s thinkin' 'bout putting one in his new house, but who knows what kinda germs you might catch hangin' out in one of them things! Stick around as we holler about our merch shop, then jump into some hot topics like Julian Assange gettin' released, Hillary Clinton, Epstein, Star Wars, and a heap more. We’ll finish up by chattin' 'bout some of our favorite scary movies. So grab yerself a cold pop, plop down, and enjoy the show with us. Don’t forget to mosey on over to our merch shop and snag some gear—every time you buy somethin', it helps keep this show goin'. As a proud member of the #CrittersCrew, make sure to like, share, and spread the word on social media. Thanks for joinin' us, and we’ll see y'all on Friday!

Howdy y'all, it's that time of the week again when Patton and Jason bring y'all another knee-slappin' episode of Critters For Dinner! It's Monday, which usually means it's a slow news day, but don't y'all worry none, 'cause we're fixin' to serve y'all up a heapin' helpin' of redneck hilarity! Tonight, we're chewin' the fat over a big ol' plate of raw oysters, or as we like to call 'em, "gooey boogers" - yum! And if y'all ain't got yer fill of redneck wisdom, we're also talkin' 'bout our brand spankin' new merch shop, which y'all can check out at https://cfd.printify.me/products. We'll be jawin' 'bout all the latest news and trends on X, and how us poor folk only need three things to be happy: AC, beer, and cable TV. And if y'all ain't had yer fill of political shenanigans, we'll be dishin' the dirt on Hillary Clinton and that there Russian steel dossier. But wait, there's more! We'll also be gittin' all excited 'bout the upcoming release of Shrek 5 in 2025 - yeehaw! So grab yerself a cold one, kick back, and get ready for another wild ride with Patton and Jason on Critters For Dinner!

Howdy y'all! TGIF -- We's tickled pink that y'all decided to join us fer our Friday episode of Critters For Dinner. Today, Patton and Jason's start off with some good ol' Stuffed Possum fer supper. Then, they be jawin' 'bout Patton's pup, Willie Nelson, and how she spoils that lil' rascal. We have ourselves a hoot watchin' some Fursuit Friday videos and wrap it all up with a bit of show business, includin' Patton and Jason sharin' their X profile tags. And don't fergit, today is National Selfie Day! Take a selfie and drop it in the thread of this here video on Twitter. So grab a seat and let's get this shindig goin'!

Howdy y'all!  On today’s show, Patton and Jason kick things off with some Chicken Livers for Dinner and gab 'bout Patton’s homemade peanut butter pie. Them two keep talkin’ food, chattin' 'bout Trailer Park Nachos. Patton also shows off her brand new puppy named Willie Nelson. They jaw 'bout what's trendin' on the X, like Juneteenth, Stonehenge, Birdman, Freedom Day, and other stuff. Y'all enjoy the show and thanks a heap for sharin' it with all your friends! Thanks fer tunin' in to Critters For Dinner! We's mighty blessed to be part of sumthin' way bigger than ourselves, and it's y'all, the amazin' #CrittersCrew, that makes this whole shebang work. We owe it all to y'all, our fantastic community, fer helpin' us bring this show to life each week.  Fer them new to the crew, hosts Patton and Jason bring fresh episodes every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. The show’s mostly full of fun and nonsense, but every now and then we talk 'bout serious stuff—always with a good chuckle.  To get the best outta Critters For Dinner, make sure y'all are followin' Patton and Jason on the X platform. That’s where the magic happens and where you'll find the best content 'bout the podcast. Plus, you can catch the show on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube, Rumble, and dang near any other platform you can think of. Just search Critters For Dinner on your favorite podcast app to subscribe and stay updated.  Once again, thank ya fer spendin' some of yer precious time with us every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. We truly 'preciate yer support and look forward to many more laughs with y'all! 

Howdy y'all, on this here episode of Critters For Dinner, Patton and Jason be talkin' 'bout havin' Hoover Stew, which, if y'all ain't heard of it, is a dish popular back in the Great Depression. It's a hearty mix of macaroni, hot dogs, tomatoes, and corn. It's a simple yet filling meal, perfect for when you're low on cash but high on hunger!Before they dive into that, they might just give a shout-out to Chuck Schumer's recent grillin' picture, where he seems to be cookin' up some raw patties. And then Patton and Jason reminisce about the good ol' days of The Oregon Trail, where you could lose half your family to dysentery or a broken wagon axle. Them were simpler times, weren't they?They'll also be talkin' 'bout waffles, Katy Perry, and White Boy Summer, whatever that means. And don't forget to check out their new Merch Shop comin' up real soon. It'll be a hoot, y'all!

Thank goodness it's Friday, y'all, or as we like to say, TGIF! Tonight, you’re in fer a real treat. We got another great episode of Critters For Dinner with Patton and Jason, and Patton's gonna spill the beans on one of her favorite childhood treats. We got us a conversation 'bout Gayberhoods takin' down U-Turn signs, Trump turnin' 78, Flag Day, and somethin' 'bout Eric bang bangin' Fang Fang. They wrap up the show by sharin' their social media handles and givin' a special shoutout to CrittersCrew founding member, Cruise. Y'all don't wanna miss it!

If yer readin' this, y'all done made it to the right spot. We's happier than a hog in mud to invite y'all to join us fer another rip-roarin' episode of Critters For Dinner, starin' the one and only Patton and the amazin' Jason. This here duo's gonna tickle yer funny bone right smack dab in the middle of the week. Tonight's shindig kicks off with a hootin' and hollerin' about Smoked Shotgun Shells, Elon Musk's latest shenanigans on X, fellers tuckin' their junk, and a wild furry shirt with flaps lookin' like a lady's parts. Thanks fer stoppin' by and enjoy the show. All y'all are awesome, and we's tickled pink to have so many folks tune in each time. It's folks like y'all that keep us goin' strong! Much obliged! :)