Is Jurassic Park Better Than The Notebook?

This is episode 61 of the WET Podcast.TEJAS TONICSupport us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!https://www.tejastonic.com/SUNSET TICKETShttps://sunsetstripatx.com/THE WET COMMANDMENTS1) No Austin comedy2) We don't hate women2c) Don't say c*nt3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive4) Be funny5) Have fun (respectfully)_________________________00:00:00 - We're just hangin' out00:02:51 - Who smells the best?00:04:24 - Whale Wars x Tom Ford00:07:15 - Therapy Corner: Cologne and BMWs00:12:02 - Ruining Phil's dream car00:16:45 - They put a turbo on a tractor (video)00:21:12 - Ostrich chariot racing (video)00:24:28 - Dino of the Week00:28:30 - Reacting to the new Jurassic Park Rebirth Trailer00:33:31 - Crying to The Notebook alone in the top bunk (Justin's first breakup)00:37:37 - Summarizing all the sad movies00:40:51 - Beyoncé didn't deserve to win the Grammy00:43:19 - Shakira's hips lied on their taxes00:49:10 - Condoms for Gaza00:52:33 - Trump's plan to take control of Gaza00:57:37 - Baby German Markus was a first amendment activist01:03:53 - Never fight in a basement01:06:54 - McMAGA Trump Juice01:10:52 - We snuck into Texas Groundhog day (Bee Cave Bob Armadillo Day)_________________________Follow the show:https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcasthttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcastJustin:https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustinhttps://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacherMarkus:https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/Phillip:https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedyProduction:Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass