It's Easy To Identify A Slut - Heartiste

How to identify a slut: 1. She broaches the subject of sex first. 2. She suggests kinky sex acts. 3. She’s neurotic and disagreeable. 4. She frequently goes commando. 5. She’s got that crazy, hyper, coked-up look in her eyes. 6. She shows a lot of cleavage all the time. 7. She *really* seems to know what she’s doing in bed. 8. She has an impressive collection of vibrators and admits to wacking off to porn. 9. She asks you how many women you’ve slept with or accuses you of being a player.  10. She seems “hard”. 11. She’s incredibly circumspect or incredibly forthcoming about her past or sex in general. 12. She’s an artsy type. 13. She tells you about all the places she’s traveled. 14. She never has a break between men longer than one week. 15. You’re tapping her for the first time and she doesn’t remind you to put on a condom. 16. She never stops shit testing you. 17. She buys you a lot of gifts. 18. She’s OK with making out in bars.  19. She lets you snort coke off her ass.  20. She’s black. 21. She has a lot of slutty friends. 22. Her cunt is cavernous. 23. Your gut tells you she may be a slut.