It's Halftime

Coach Scotch straps his clipboard to his ass and tries not to crap himself as he coaches his son's youth football team. Teddy goes to NASCAR and is pleasantly surprised with all the people's die hard support for a guy named Brandon, then encourages Scotch to delve deep into the soulful sounds of Mary J. Blige, as they anticipate a kick ass Super Bowl halftime show with Dr. Dre, Snoop and Eminem. The boys then discuss their respective aspirations to get into stand of comedy, but don't have the balls to do it. Then Teddy makes an interesting observation between the correlation of the idea of wearing masks and getting an abortion. Listen up, you little coat hangar failures!!