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EPISODE · May 25, 2026 · 1H 5M

It's Monkey Time | Americas Favorite Podcast

from Black Lincoln Collective Podcast · host Freddy Jazzmouth, Allan OTB, Parker

In “It’s Monkey Time! Episode 239” of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, things kick off exactly how you’d expect: a little technical confusion, some talk about Fred’s temporary tooth situation, a questionable planet fact, and Allan wasting no time setting the mood with the kind of greeting only this show could get away with. In other words, everything is right on schedule. The big story this week is Parker’s nightmare trip through the wonderful world of the DMV, charity car donations, and paperwork that apparently matters way more two years later than it did at the time. After trying to update his driver’s license, Parker finds out his license has allegedly been suspended for two years because of a donated vehicle that was never handled properly. Naturally, this turns into a full-blown quest involving Heritage for the Blind, missing documentation, and the soul-crushing phrase “another department.” Then come the “rewards” for donating the car, which somehow make the whole thing even worse. The promised $200 restaurant gift card turns out to be restaurant.com credits, which is technically food-adjacent but spiritually offensive. The free vacation voucher is not much better, unless your dream getaway involves mailing in paperwork, paying fees, and maybe winding up in Branson or Fargo. The DMV adventure adds another layer, with Parker trying to fix the issue, explain the missing VIN number, get a temporary license, and process the fact that the DMV employees were actually helpful. The real tragedy, though, is his new license photo, which apparently makes him look like he’s about to show up angry at a school board meeting. Fred also jumps in with his own $400 T-Mobile home internet drama, proving once again that companies can take your money instantly but return it at the speed of a medieval messenger. It’s an episode about scams, customer service, bad paperwork, fake perks, and the horrible truth that adulthood is mostly just admin work with consequences. Somehow, it’s also very funny. #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://americasfavoritepodcast.com  Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld  

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The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast returns with “It’s Monkey Time! Episode 239,” an aggressively unqualified journey through DMV nightmares, suspicious charity car donations, fake vacation vouchers, restaurant coupon purgatory, T-Mobile internet betrayal, and the eternal question: why does every “free” thing somehow cost $400? Parker recounts the saga of accidentally riding dirty for two years thanks to a donated vehicle, a suspended license, and Heritage for the Blind apparently operating like a side quest from hell. Fred and Allan pile on with the kind of sarcastic commentary that makes bureaucracy feel almost entertaining, which is deeply concerning. Along the way, the crew hits restaurant.com weirdness, sketchy hotel “rewards,” driver’s license photo regret, and corporate refund rage. Listen now for absurd comedy, unhelpful life lessons, and the finest bad decisions money can’t legally buy: https://americasfavoritepodcast.com

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