Episodes
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BLC Classic Theater: Great Value Spice
In “BLC Classic Theater: Great Value Spice,” Parker, Fred, and Allan revisit a Black Lincoln Collective classic packed with superhot peppers, the Spice Girls, terrible movies, calendar reform, Thanksgiving history, and the kind of questionable educational content only BLC can provide. Parker…
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Neither Fish Nor Fowl | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast
In “Neither Fish Nor Fowl” | Episode 262 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, Parker, Fred, and Allan welcome one of the strangest guests ever to enter the BLC universe: Chainsaw Chicken. Despite the name, Chainsaw would like everyone to understand two things immediately: he does not...
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Crotch Orange | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast
In “Crotch Orange” | Episode 261 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, Fred returns from his Dave Chappelle adventure in Charlotte with casino losses, golf, expensive drinks, locked-up phones, multiple opening acts, a surprise Queen of Hearts singer, and one small problem: he can barely...
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Lubricus Not Includicas | The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast
Episode 260 opens with Parker, Fred, and Allan celebrating another milestone and immediately campaigning for help. The Black Lincoln Collective is once again nominated for a local podcast award, and after winning the previous two years, the guys are officially chasing the three-peat. That means...
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El Nino and the Business Manatee | Episode 259 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast
Fall is here, the weather is unhinged, and things are getting weird on Episode 259 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast! Parker, Fred, and Allan welcome a Gen Alpha El Niño to explain why Mother Nature is acting sus, dive into NASCAR lawsuits, bizarre sports controversies, and...
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Thumbs: the Nipple of the Hand | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast Klmo
Episode 258 opens with reverb, ears, corn, fake governors, and the crew trying to remember how podcast intros work before Parker officially welcomes everyone to another edition of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast. 258-2 258-2 The first major story belongs to Fred, whose son has officially...
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Lawyer Letters | Americas Favorite Podcast
In “Lawyer Letters” | Episode 257 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, Parker gets the opportunity of a lifetime: six hours in a virtual mock trial where he gets paid to judge strangers, argue about negligence, assign blame, debate damages, eat chicken wings, and slowly convince…
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Doo Doo DLC | The BLC Podcast
00:01:00 — Weak Fart Start: The show opens with the 256th edition and immediately critiques the quality of a fart sound. 00:01:20 — “Can’t Do Attitude”: The official motto of the episode becomes a perfect summary of the entire show. 00:02:13 — Fred Fred Fred: Fred gets introduced as Fred, a…
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Richard Butts Loves Big Tents
00:01:00 — Episode 255, Now With No Action: The show proudly announces the 255th episode and immediately promises “no action,” which is both a joke and a warning. 00:01:31 — Fred’s Gun Show: Fred’s sleeves apparently ripped right off his body because his 50-year-old arms are simply too powerful....
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VD Day | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast
Episode 254 opens with “Shiver If Day,” Hot Trip Salad, platform plugs, ChatGPT jokes, and Bruce Buffer confusion. The crew discusses the Tupac case, Keith D., “Baby Lane,” old interviews, book confessions, and 30 years of delayed justice. The Tupac segment turns into food-based courtroom comedy...
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Make Way for Dolly!
00:00:57 — “Now Featuring Words”: Parker welcomes everyone to the “250th episode” and announces that the show now features words, which feels like an ambitious rebrand. 00:01:16 — All Fingers and Toes: The crew says they are broadcasting with all their fingers and toes, which becomes accidentally...
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The Ten Chocolate Commandments
In Episode 252 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, Parker opens the show by admitting he forgot to write the intro, which is honestly one of the cleaner ways a BLC episode can start. The crew celebrates the newly expanded website archive, clarifies that the site does not really look…
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I Like a Good Brown | Americas Favorite Podcast
The episode opens as the “351st edition,” joking that BLC now has 100 lost episodes. Parker says summer is over as a concept, even if the weather is still very much summer. Parker crams a family vacation into a short North Carolina trip with Carowinds, Charlotte, food halls, slime, and an…
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Double Donging it | The 250th Episode of America's Favorite Podcast
00:01:16 — 250 Episodes, Give or Take: The crew celebrates the 250th episode while openly admitting nobody is going back to count, which feels like the correct BLC accounting method. 00:02:16 — The Fred Intro Goes Off the Rails: Parker introduces Fred as “the Man in the Hall with the Big Balls”…
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Menty B-LC | America's Favorite Podcast
00:03:50 — Slang School Begins: Parker announces a 2026 slang check so the crew can stay current, which is already the least current sentence possible. 00:04:47 — Mogging Explained: The guys learn that “mogging” means outshining or dominating someone, mostly through appearance, and immediately…
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Vegan Chitlins | America's Favorite Podcast
In “Vegan Chitlins” | Episode 248 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, the crew serves up a buffet of meat, bad math, questionable introductions, and the debut of Odicius Jones, a man with his own Odyssey and a very intense relationship with 4DX movie theaters. Parker, Fred, and Allan...
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Debone My Toilet | America's Favorite Podcast
In “Debone My Toilet” | Episode 247 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, the crew opens inside what can only be described as a “buffet of meat,” then immediately derails into questionable freestyle rapping, attachable accessories, fake swagger, and Parker trying very hard to be the…
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African Beagle | America's Favorite Podcast
Opening — Mad Hype, No Intro: The episode begins with big energy and Fred immediately admitting he did not think of anything, which is technically honesty and possibly performance art. Early Episode — Taco Bell as a Public Health Barrier: The guys admit Taco Bell getting expensive may be the only...
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Gotta Catch 'Em Y'all, BLC! | America's Favorite Podcast
In Episode 245 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, the show opens with shame, confusion, and a quick debate over whether this is actually Episode 245 or 246. Parker declares the episode “the best show” in a deeply suspicious presidential voice, announces the show now has 7% more...
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250 Episodes of Freedom | America's Favorite Podcast
In “The 250th Episode” | Episode 244 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, the crew celebrates the week of America’s 250th birthday by proudly naming their 244th episode “The 250th Episode,” because math has never been part of the brand promise. The show opens with the usual BLC…
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Trolling For Trout | The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast
00:01:40 — Manual Farts Only: A listener thinks the fart is part of the intro, and the crew proudly explains that BLC uses real, handcrafted gas like podcast artisans. 00:02:12 — Pride Month Musical Parker: Parker starts singing the show open, and the guys immediately question how a man who hates...
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Meat Sweat City | Americas Favorite Podcast
In Episode 242 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, Fred is back, alive to the show again, and immediately welcomed with the kind of dignity this program is famous for: a discussion about synthetic farts, AI-generated gas, and the need for “real farts” in modern podcasting. It is,...
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Freddy's Dead (To Us) and the Worst Of
This week, on what can barely be called an episode of The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, Fred is Dead...to us. He's out fighting screw worms or screwing fighting worms or something. Allan decides to shoot his shot and step in for the absent Freddy Jazzmouth. Parker uses Fred's untimely...
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Trouser Snake and the Sweater Button | Americas Favorite Podcast
In “Trouser Snake and the Sweater Button” from The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, the crew delivers another loud, ridiculous ride through absurd humor, pop culture, and deeply questionable life advice. The episode kicks off with Parker emotionally unraveling, Fred talking Dabo Swinney,...
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It's Monkey Time | Americas Favorite Podcast
In “It’s Monkey Time! Episode 239” of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, things kick off exactly how you’d expect: a little technical confusion, some talk about Fred’s temporary tooth situation, a questionable planet fact, and Allan wasting no time setting the mood with the kind of...
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Iranian Tortillas | America's Favorite Podcast
The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast Episode 238 is here, and it is packed with comedy, conspiracy theories, stock talk, sports memories, and food inflation rage. This week, the crew discusses Fred’s lost bet and the possibility of more “kid show” episodes, the strange pull of social media...
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The BLC Comedy Podcast... For Kids! | America's Favorite Podcast
This week, on a brand-new episode of America's Favorite Podcast, we're throwing this episode back to our childhood, and we've finally done an episode for the kids. That's right, we're facing off in a try not to laugh for the ages, and trust me, we all lose. Then we're giving you the details on...
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Fart Us Out of Here Chewie | America's Favorite Podcast
This week, on a special May the 4th Be with you episode of America's Favorite Podcast, we're talking about the Star Wars Universe and our love or hate with it. Parker goes to see Earthquake's comedy, and enjoys all his air humps. Then, we have a heartfelt apology and a new BLC Hall of Famer is...
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Ask Allan Anything and the Bunk Bed Challenge | America's Favorite Podcast
In episode 235 of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, Parker, Fred, and Allan are back with another chaotic, fully unhinged ride through parenting disasters, home improvement regrets, sports disappointment, and deeply questionable life advice. The episode kicks off with the crew welcoming...
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fArtemis 2 and the Dark Side of the Moon | America's Favorite Podcast
This week, on an out-of-this-world episode of America's Favorite Podcast, Parker sells his house thanks to the show, and the guys get the opportunity to interview Artemis 1 and we get all the dirt on the recent Mission and so much more. Then, we're visited by and old friend, and he's as screwy as...
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Only Turtles Below | America's Favorite Podcast
This week, on a from the future episode of America's Favorite Podcast, we learn what Allan OTB really means, and we're finally bringing back, What You Watchin! We're talking about Invincible, The Boys, SNL UK, Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice, and They Will Kill You. And Then, Fred calls the...
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Wake Me Up When it's the Butt | America's Favorite Podcast
This week, on the fooliest episode of the BLC Podcast this year, Fred has a confession to make, and Parker and Allan are the April Fools. Then, Parker's kicking the energy drinks, and we're talking about the worst sodas, and the worst prebiotic sodas. And Sloppy Joes! Then Allan's treating the...
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Unarmed and Dangerous | America's Favorite Podcast
This week, on a shockingly new episode of the BLC Podcast, Fred's literally taking his life into his own stupid hands, and he's got butterfingers. Hear the harrowing tale of Fred's brunch with death and a shelf. It's something. Then, we're having what can only be described as a little baby bitch...
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Hot Doggin' it with David Peterson
In Episode 230 of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, the crew welcomes special guest Dave Peterson from Peterson's World Famous Hotdogs for a chaotic, hilarious ride through weird history, childhood myths, and off-the-rails comedy. This episode features Wack History facts about car crashes in...
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Leave you to the 'Roos
This week, on a whole-assed new episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, Parker's the big winner of the week, and he's trying to turn $5 into $5million, and word's getting out about the show, and Allan will let any dickhead come on. We have a special guest that's proud of his differences,...
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Can I Get My Nipples In? | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast
This week, on a ripped from the headlines edition of the BLC Podcast, we're reacting to the fall of a local icon, and we ponder who will fill the vacuum he leaves behind. We also take a deep dive in Fred's psyche, and help get to the bottom of his current issues with the help of an ancient…
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The Church of 8 Mics | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast
This week, on what can only be called an episode of the BLC Podcast, the guy aren't selling themselves short, or are they? Fred has fallen in love with a brand new buying stuff app, Mac.bid, and he's going to get rich off of it. Then, Fred regails us with a story of whimsey and disco delights at...
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The Boot of Jazz | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast
This week, we're remembering Jesse Jackson, and chatting about his legacy. We also remember the great Robert Duvall and also James Van Der Beek, and chime in on his go fund me controversy. Parker heads to the Lunar Festival in Athens and almost meets Michael Stipe, i guess. Then it's a weird...
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What They Call a Package | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast
This week, on what can only be called the 225th episode of the BLC Podcast, the boys are here, and they're not going skiiing, even though Allan really wants to grab multiple poles. That's right, we're recapping the Super bowl halftime show, since we didn't get to it last week. Which one you ask?...
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This is Episode Two Hundred and Twenty Four of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast
This week's show description is brought to you by AI. First up, the Grammys. Not the awards. The grandmas. The crew tries to process award-show logic while repeatedly getting distracted by how easy it is to mishear everything, misname everyone, and still speak with total confidence. There’s a…
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A Type of Valor | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast
In “A Type of Valor,” the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast moves from hilarious real-life chaos to sharp cultural commentary and Black history. The crew opens with an unbelievable workplace story—an unhoused man accidentally getting buzzed into the office—and unpacks the uncomfortable realities…
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The Great Southern Ass Blast Special | The BLC Podcast
It’s Episode 222 (“the triple deuces”), and the crew kicks things off from the brand-new EC Studios Greenville branch—then opens with a very public apology for the episode dropping late (yes, including the MLK Day mix-up). From there it’s classic BLC riffing on wild headlines: PBR’s…
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Temu Soundboard | The BLC Podcast
Fred kicks things off with a Temu soundboard and the crew immediately spirals into tech chaos and show updates. Then it’s Fred’s Freaky Facts—a rapid-fire run of bizarre trivia you didn’t ask for but absolutely needed. From there, they detour into food talk (including Donkey’s Place and a stolen...
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Golden Puddle | The BLC Podcast
This week, on a brand new episode of the BLC Podcast, we're here to address the top issues that affect society today, Fred's new style, Gift Shops, Trees and Hats. Parker visits the angel tree in Charleston and shenanigans ensue. Then, we are pondering the future, and dotting each other. Parker...
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Porta Potty Podcast: Part Deux
The gang's all back for 2026, and we're rolling into the new year with a new Porta Potty Podcast. This week, Fred's trying his hand at clean comedy at his church talent show, and it goes exactly like you think it would. Parker's talking peanuts and his recent Charleston trip, and we finally dig...
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BLC Classic: Cowtosterone and the Mystery Can Challenge
In this classic episode of the BLC Podcast, the guys finally pay off the long-running Mystery Can Challenge. From there, things go delightfully off the rails with holiday side quests, a fake sponsor break, and an argument over water chestnuts and other suspicious snack choices. They also weigh in...
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Ti*s the Season | A BLC Christmas
This week, on a rather disappointing new episode of the BLC Podcast, we're not joined by Santa, and Parker is not prepared for that. The show quickly goes off the Christmas rails, as we try to explain how Krampus isn't a bad guy, he's just doing his job. We finally get a chance to catch up with…
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Ginger Neutral | Black Lincoln Collective Podcast
This week, on a naughty new episode of the BLC Podcast, Fred talks about his hate of nature and animals, especially adorable ones. Then, we're finally visited by an old friend, the Elf on the Shelf. He's here to give parents the best posing advice for him this year. Then, we're running through...
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240 Dollars Worth of Nickels | The BLC Comedy Podcast
This week, on a holiday-riffic new episode of the BLC Podcast, it's award season, and we're ready to hit the red carpet with a bag full of nickels. Parker calls pizza tech support, It's Allana's Birthday, someone possibly breaks the law in the name of comfort at the JID concert, and so much more....
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The Trans Siberian Orchestra | Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast
Episode Highlights (with Timestamps) 00:00 – Cold open & intro Classic BLC intro voices, goofy movie-style quotes, and the announcement that this is episode 215 of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast. 00:01:05 – “Christmas Bloopers 8” & LaserDisc nonsense They joke about a fake Christmas blooper...