"It's Not Bugs. It's Hormones"

Ever feel like bugs are crawling on your skin… but there are zero bugs? Welcome to perimenopause, where your hormones quit their job, set the building on fire, and leave you to deal with the chaos. In this episode, we’re diving headfirst into the weirdest, most WTF symptoms nobody warned you about — phantom crawling sensations, itchy ears that feel illegal, random ringing like your body installed internal dial-up, and the creeping suspicion that you might actually be losing it.Spoiler: you’re not crazy. You’re hormonal.We’re unpacking the bizarre side of perimenopause with humor, honesty, and just enough rage to power a small country. If you’ve ever Googled “why does my skin feel haunted,” scratched your ear like you’re trying to reboot your brain, or wondered when your body got so… glitchy — this one’s for you.Come laugh, feel seen, and maybe stop side-eyeing imaginary bugs. Because perimenopause might be wild, but at least we can be unhinged together.