It's Not Cannibalism, It's Theophagy!

Also:• Slingshotting to the Moon Under Another Name• Ix-Nay on the Ihad-Jay• Summarily Identified By the Fedoras on Their Heads• Our Military-Industrial Salchicha• One or Two Segments of Your Pinky Finger• A Variety of Public Beatings, Stonings, or Other Forms of Execution• Actual Shit Stains Left on the Seats• Social Cohesion by Way of Sex • Kind of a Dickhole Thing to Do to a Landlord• They're Still Sweet as ButtonsRecorded April 10, 2026.