It's TP's Birthday and Syd's Gift Is Both Heartfelt And Threatening

It’s TP’s birthday, which means a birthday poem… and somehow Syd makes it terrifying. HBD Mo’Nique!This week we recap weekends spent with the youth: from teenage Babysitters™ to Syd’s great-grandkid’s (aka niece’s) ballet recital and one truly earthquake-inducing fart. And we love kids, but anyone surviving a full day with children deserves a medal, so we’re putting together something special for the teachers out there. Send us your stories!Plus: commencement speeches so out of touch it’s almost as if ChatGPT wrote them, what’s happening in Dallas’ locker room did not stay in Dallas’ locker room, and we meet the newest W player-Awa Malonga? And to wrap it up with some whiteness, we drop our thoughts on the Murdaugh (read:Murderer) trial.Get social with us and let us know what you think!Follow Syd on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sydjcolson/Follow Syd on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@sydcolsonFollow Syd on X: https://x.com/SydJColsonFollow TP on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tplai55/Follow TP on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tplai55Follow TP on X: https://x.com/tplai55Follow Unsupervised on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsupervisedsydtp/Follow Unsupervised on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsupervisedsydtpFollow Unsupervised on X: https://x.com/SydandTP...HOTLINE TO COMETHEME SONGTierra WhackABOUT TOGETHXRTOGETHXR is a new media and commerce company founded by four of the world's greatest professional athletes: Alex Morgan, Chloe Kim, Simone Manuel, and Sue Bird. With a focus on rich storytelling rooted in lifestyle and youth culture, TOGETHXR is an unapologetic platform where representation and equality is the norm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.