JD Vans? JD Pansy? JD....idk fuck that fat bitch

That guy sucks my ass, right? Like I know two years ago you r-word f-slur big tittty babies were frothing at the mouth because you legitimately believed Donald Trump was going to fix egg prices, because you don't know how to read and can't conceptualize time even on the basic linear mode we humans are stuck on, and I know you gave a lot of leniency to JD Vance at the offset because your mother recoiled from your touch at a very young age, but surely everyone is now on the same page of at least being able to admit that JD Vance should be sent to the place where they make hot dogs out of pig assholes. He should be dipped in a big boiling vat of cow dicks and soggy tissue they use to make ladies have big fake booties. He should be paraded around town wearing a fuck-me dog leash and his little red wiener should be squirming in the sunlight while the townspeople throw rotten tomatoes and black cabbage at his stupid, putrid, FAT pillow face. Anyway, I think gas is $40 right now, so I'm going to go fill up a big jug of it and drink it like top shelf rum.