Johnny Crappleseed

🚽 Nicky has learned something about plumbing, and he’s not taking it well. It starts with a sick office, a very concerned Fish, and a theory about who’s been watching him flush. Gregg tries to keep the show moving. Nobody lets him. Then the Puzzler gets its answer, Sal’s fate is finally settled, and a few of the guesses sent in through the app get read aloud. Stu brings the Headline News, which opens with a number nobody asked for and ends in a hotel room in Kissimmee. In between: a roller coaster, a second-home tax, hands-free driving, and a man in a hurry for breakfast. The Emotional Support Band also debuts a number for someone we banned last season. He can’t hear it, but you can. Breakdown, Banter & Bits 🧩 Last week’s Edgeheads Puzzler gets its answer. 🧻 Airigating. Dilution. And a decoy flush. 🔢 Stu opens with a lucky number? 🎢 Is Magic Mountain losing its magic? 💊 Hands-free driving! Just don’t use it in the car. 🧸 Can you guess what a three-year-old handed her daddy? 🎭 Stand by for an ESB world premiere, introduced with a straight face. Our new mobile app dropped. You should pick it up. TheEdgeheads.com/app, free on the App Store and Google Play. Have a gripe? [email protected] The Edgeheads: A Comedy Podcast From Las Vegas. Like a Vegas radio show with a fever dream. New every Thursday at TheEdgeheads.com.