Judging a Girl by the Friends She Keeps - Heartiste

1. The Girl with No Friends. LTR worthiness: Short but passionate fling. Chance of mental instability: Sleep with one eye open. 2. The Girl with No Close Friends, Only Acquaintances. LTR worthiness: Pump and dump. Chance of mental instability: Hope you like drama. 3. The Girl with Only Family for Friends. LTR worthiness: Perennial booty call. Chance of mental instability: Riddled with insecurities. 4. The Girl with Only Guy Friends. LTR worthiness: Second string girlfriend. Chance of mental instability: High, if you regard manipulation and tomboyishness as psychological disorders. 5. The Girl with Mostly Gay Guy Friends. LTR worthiness: One night stand. Chance of mental instability: She gets her own DSM edition. 6. The Girl with Only Girl Friends. LTR potential: High, if you like lavish weddings. Chance of mental instability: Not more than the average girl, which is to say, high. 7. The Girl with Only Lesbian Friends. *Doesn’t exist in the state of nature.* 8. The Girl with a Mixed Group of Girl and Guy Friends. LTR potential: Be careful, your player days might be over with her! Chance of mental instability: She makes most girls seem like candidates for institutionalization. 9. The Girl with One or Two Player Friends. LTR potential: bimonthly tests for STDs, or GF material. Chance of mental instability: She’s not crazy, she’s creative!