just the tip #71

If you were captivated by todays title then, you're exactly where you need to be. Its no lie that California is super expensive to live in and you know what sucks about it? That we have to tip at a restaurant! Regardless of what you do, tip or no tip, sometimes we feel the societal pressure to do it or sometimes we just wanna help. WELL TODAY NONE OF THAT MATTERS, NOTHING MATTERS! CACA SECA, you see! Free will surrounds us all. JK but all jokes aside you guys, this is Craig. I really messed up todays episode...I accidentally lost the footage of Jesse and Joanna in the first 15 minutes. I usually handle the rough jokes and what not, but honestly I don't know if Ill be keeping my job after this. Cheeto got really mad at me and Jesse didn't offer me any of her Diet Cherry Coke, and she drinks 17 a day. Joanna is usually the nicest one to me but now she keeps telling me that I have to pay her something called La Tanda, which I don't understand what that means. I've told them multiple times I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH. I don't even know why they hired me to begin with.