Kagro in the Morning - April 10, 2026

David Waldman delivers us to the weekend Gateway of Chaos™… but as far as KITM is concerned, that chaos might lead into Weeks of Chaos as David literally drives around the nation for a while. We will still have "shows" … but what that looks or sounds like is anybody's guess! Melania Trump Streisanded herself and Jeffrey Epstein back into the news cycle by daring anyone to find any evidence that connected her to Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell other than the existing photographs, emails, witnesses, books, etc. Donald K. Trump has responded that he barely knew Melania, though possibly she brought him coffee a few times. Paolo Zampolli better stay away from windows for a while. Donald is also shocked, SHOCKED, to find out that Iran might be monetizing their control over the Strait of Hormuz. Wait until he finds out that JD Vance orchestrated an inept war on Iran a little over a month ago! House Dems attempted to pass an Iran war powers resolution. but were gaveled and dropped out of history. Kristi Noem is barely showing up for her new job now that they took away her F-jet, and her F-buddy. Renowned Minnesota racist nutjob Nathan Hansen has no immigration law experience but has been appointed immigration judge as he is a renowned racist nutjob. A US defense official overseeing AI reaped millions selling xAI stock after the Pentagon entered agreement with company. Where do they get all that money?