Keister Your Empathy

Teddy recounts an encounter which started as a fistfight, transferred to a shot-taking love-fest, then brought on a hypochondriac trip to the COVID testing office. The boys celebrate the life and career of Michael K. Williams, in typical Red Scare fashion, which brings up the guy's respective lack of empathy. Scotch regales us with a tale about the days of tweaking, and wonders if there's a parallel universe where Dog, The Bounty Hunter's pass to use the "N" word is actually redeemable. Then, an epiphany: There is no racism! There's only those who listen to crappy music, and those who hate people who listen to crappy music. Listen up, U2 fans!!