Kevin Durant is a monster and pro wrestling

Welcome back to the Relatively Speaking Podcast. Your home for sounds being made from the orifices of the hosts. You won't find another podcast in the history of podcasts with two hosts who have such wonderful oral orifices. On this edition of the Relatively Speaking Podcast, Jared and Joseph look back at the absolutely dominating performance of the Golden State Warriors through two games of the NBA Finals. Kevin Durant has been an one-of-a-kind monster. Like Shelton Benjamin, there ain't no stopping him now. Steph Curry has quietly had two huge games himself. During Game 2, he acquired his first ever playoff triple-double. Does this start to get rid of some of the iffy Curry narratives hanging around because of Game 7 last year? Joseph, very randomly, asks for Steve Kerr to play Ian Clark more. Welcome back, Kerr! In a totally not shocking development, Joseph is taking (supposedly) his two daughters to Monday Night Raw. What does he hope to see? Who are his spawns rooting for? Will Marty Jannetty make a triumphant return to the squared-circle? This episode of the podcast ends as all episodes should -- with Absurd Questions. Jared wants to know who are the best twins to have ever graced the Milky Way Galaxy. As for Joseph, he asks Jared what reality show (all-time) he would like to be a member of. It turns out both hosts are incredible cowards. You can follow Jared on Twitter @JMintzHoops. Do the same with the other guy @JosephNardone.