Killing of a Sacred Beer

We talk about it very briefly in the episode, but I didn't really process that they made a He-Man movie. I'm not going to look at the trailer and I'm not going to learn about the plot or when it comes to theaters, but I am going to tell you right now that that stinks. That really fucking stinks, man. You should be embarrassed. I'm looking at you, Alison Brie. That's really, really fucking goddamn Embarrassing. Truly one of the saddest decisions you can make as an actor is agreeing to be in one of these movies, because you're essentially telling the world that you don't matter anymore, and potentially never mattered, because in your soul you were empty. You took the money, you put on a big nasty costume, and you recited a dogshit script written by a sad adult man about a fuck-ing cart-oon. A cartoon, I'll remind everyone, that no one gives a shit about because everyone who watched it is currently dying from colon cancer. If you disagree with me, and you think there's enough of an audience there, and hidden within this hunk of cash is justifiable merit, true honest worth, then I would advise you to go to the doctor and get your asshole checked. It isn't okay to like these things. It's not okay to still like, collect, admire, or play with actions figures, cards, or toy sets. You're an adult person who should be building things and reading books. Learn how to fire a gun, for christ sakes, or go fishing. Be someone. Live. You're still here but there's not much time left.