KYLE LONG’S SUPER BOWL PICK + CBS SET UP TONY ROMO? + DRUNK EBAY BUYS

The Boys map out the chaos of surviving drunk church, the chapstick clubhouse conspiracy and why you have to order margarita chicken on a Sunday night Chili’s.We sit down with Bears legend Kyle Long to talk about coaches making you put baby powder in your ahhh, what it was like growing up with Howie Long’s legendary flat-top, and the 6th grade tragedy of tucking his collared shirt into his underwear. Kyle breaks down what actually goes on in the trenches, including the graphic reality of linemen peeing their pants during games and tells us why he shaved his head at the combine with a Gillette Mach 3 razor. Plus, Benny and JoyJoy debate whether CBS set up Tony Romo’s OWI to get out of his contract, why Kliff Kingsbury is secretly stealing everyone's girl in a quarter-zip, and the pain of getting banned from eBay for twenty years over fake Jordan 11s. THESE GUYS LIVE in NYC 🍎 Sept 1ST 🫡 GET YOUR TIX BELOW 🎟️ 🎟️ *LIVE SHOW TICKETS!*https://www.ticketmaster.com/these-guys-200th-episode-special-live-new-york-new-york-09-01-2026/event/000064C99E46D47D🤝 *JOIN THE CLUBHOUSE DISCORD*TG CLUBHOUSE https://discord.gg/7X63C4HF8y📬 *SUPPORT THE SHOW*Hit us up on the email line: [email protected]🎧 *Listen to the full pod*https://open.spotify.com/show/0DCF4F4r78p0eXiD3fyh2Lhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/these-guys/id1649757408🍻 *Follow us on Instagram*These Guys! https://www.instagram.com/theseguyslolBenedict Polizzi https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizziJoey Mulinaro https://www.instagram.com/joeymulinaroFollow our Facebook Page!https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61579678466463🧢 *50% OFF ALL MERCH with code BALD at checkout*https://www.benedictmerch.com