Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. and Mrs. Steve America

Truly, "while going to the M&M Store, I saw Captain America try to cold cock a dude" is the kind of thing that definitely shouldn't stay in Vegas. Also, if Steve Rogers drops an F-bomb, you know you're on the last page of the comic book. Riker is the kind of freak to hold down someone so his friend could pee on them and we all know it. Finally, Steve (the co-host of this show) is such a dad, OTHER giant teenage boys fall asleep on his shoulder during flights.