Ladies on the Moon

It's hard to respect anyone anymore. Social media is one big embarrassment factory for 18-40 year olds to post themselves into oblivion. Forget employability. Forget your lack of talent, for a moment, and just focus on how goddamn insanely fucking embarrassing it is to see a page of someone's stupid face. The hours and hours of bad SNL-adjacent sketch ideas poorly filmed in apartments. The years you could spend just looking at women showing themselves off so you'll go to the OnlyFans link. The men who set up their phone at the gym to get that perfect shot of them lifting something heavy off the ground to prove he ISN'T A PUSSY LIKE YOU. Everyone is a major disappointment. Seriously, you should all be deeply ashamed of who you've become.