Laura Lee's Sin Bin - Eight Sleep

Eight Sleep is an American company that develops products for "sleep fitness." Yea for fitten all that ramen in your mouth when you can't afford food because you spent two grand on a mattress that will overheat if the internet goes out. When AWS went down the other day not only did some Eight Sleep's "Pod" mattress covers overheat, some beds also became stuck in an inclined position. This all started at 3am EST and wrapped up at 6am EST, just in time to get up and start your workday. Nothing like having a bricked mattress both literally and figuratively. Eight Sleep, for not having what I figured would be a basic offline mode, should feel shame, sha.. zzzzzzzzzzz