WAPL Mornings with Laura Lee & Cutter

August 7th – City of Muskego Two women loaded up carts and ran out of Kohl's. Loaded the merch into an SUV. Drove across the street to Dairy Queen where Officers found them eating ice cream. They had the stolen merch, along with drugs (believed to be Meth) in their SUV.  August 7th - Milwaukee County Zoo At the interchange a man saw an animal with 2- to 3-foot-long tail saying it was probably a meercat but "definitely" an animal that escaped from the zoo. It was a fox and the zoo isn't missing any animals.  August 8th - City of Evansville  A person got home to find and unknown man mopping the kitchen floor. Turns out it was the house cleaner the neighbor hired; they were at the wrong house.  August 9th – Village of Kewaskum There is a guy who starts a chainsaw every morning, swears at it, and then shuts it off.  I'd do a reverse therapy session and pay the guy who swears at his chainsaw just to hear that story. This and more on Small Town Crime Wave! 

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In what would of been our Weenie of the Week last week, a woman stole a fire truck... naked. You can read about it HERE.

Jayden Daniels became a superstar at LSU, won the 2023 Heisman Trophy, and wore No. 5 while doing it. After he left for the NFL, LSU stopped giving No. 5 to players. That lasted until this year, when LSU gave the number to defensive back DJ Pickett.   Pickett had been promised the number during recruiting. LSU's new coach, Lane Kiffin, decided to honor that promise.   Then the lawyers arrived.   Daniels' representatives sent LSU a cease-and-desist letter demanding that LSU stop using Daniels' name, image and likeness. The dispute involves LSU giving his old No. 5 to Pickett, which Daniels' family considered profoundly disrespectful.   Meanwhile, LSU has its own argument. The school had not officially retired Daniels' number, and Pickett had reportedly been promised No. 5 as part of his recruitment. LSU also has a formal process for retiring jerseys, which requires a waiting period and extraordinary accomplishments.   And that is the Jayden Daniels situation. And for acting like an entitled toddler, Jayden should feel shame, shame, shame.   

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Honey Boo Boo's sister, Pumpkin, has joined Only Fans to put graphic content up online. She has, in only two weeks, become one of the top content creators on OF. Maybe she shouldn't feel shame... maybe it's the sheer amount of people who have given her $150 for a clip of graphic content. I'd like to know why. I didn't think it was much of a secret but um, you know you can find stuff like that on-line for free, right? For spending money on OF to watch a mid looking person get it on with her significant other, people should feel shame, shame, shame. 

This would be the worst Scooby-Doo episode in history because it would only take seconds to solve. The amount of red flags this father/son team were flying easily make them this weeks, Weenies Of The Week!

Join Innovative Growth LLC, Autism Society Of The Fox Valley-ASFV and The Sensory Club Neenah 8/15 for Carnival For a Cause.This event is open to the entire community, and everyone is welcome! Funds raised will directly support families of individuals with special needs who were impacted by the tornado, including those facing displacement, damage to their homes, disrupted routines, or the loss of sensory and adaptive items.More info HERE

This steakhouse has NUDE dining the first Monday of every month. You know what... let your freak flag fly. BUT, for not telling us how they clean the seats for clothed patrons wanting a steak on Tuesday, Class should feel shame, shame, shame. 

An all-female bike race in France is being accused of stuffing their bra's to be more... a. sexyb. ready for a sneezec. aerodynamic d. all threeThe answer is C and even if the performance-enhancing doesn't involve drugs, these ladies should feel shame, shame, shame.

The talented Doink Brothers DJ'ed during clean up after the tornado that ripped thru Menasha. For bringing a little bit of levity to a devastating situation, The Doink Brothers are our Porterhouse People Of The Week!

Look, I'm all for being able to protect your home and property, but just know you're gonna raise some eyebrows when you set up spike strips to discourage kids from riding their bikes in your yard. A fence would probably more effective and keep the cops from knocking on your door. 

Christin Billips won first prize in the Ohio State Fair poster contest. They won $1,000 and tickets to the fair. This person did nothing wrong since they were allowed to enter a poster CREATED BY AI. Yea, as long as it was disclosed, it was ok to enter AI slop. I mean, read the room OSF PR team, even if someone enters an AI poster, don't pick it for first place FFS. As you can imagine, this has generated a lot of negative comments and so heading into next year the OSF will most likely prohibit the use of AI. YA THINK? Stop the slop. The Ohio State Fair, for even allowing this to be a thing in a creative poster contest, should feel shame, shame, shame. 

I'm convinced EVERYONE is lying in this story. 

The guy needs to feel shame for ALLEGEDLY getting a DUI in Milwaukee back in July. I do hope it doesn't cost him his job though. CBS put him on leave after the incident. JJ Watt will fill in while Tony is out, and who knows how long that will be. But at its core, when you get a DUI, you should feel some shame, shame, shame. 

July 26th - City of Eau Claire A naked man is laying in a cemetery. He told the police officers that he was hot, and that he needed a rest, so he took off his clothes to cool off.July 26th - City of Wisconsin Dells At 7:25 pm An "Anonymous caller" reported that a band is playing too loudly, and it's "disturbing the entire area." It is likely the same woman that has been calling for weeks.July 27th - City of Janesville At 9:10 AM Construction workers called the cops as they are rebuilding a house that had a fire earlier this year. The neighbor was yelling about the hammering noise, and was throwing things at the construction crew. I'm too nice to throw things at people. I mean maybe I'd get my point across by throwing donuts and other morning pastries. Like, I don't like what you're doing but here is some breakfast items because it's early and you're probably hungry. This and more on this weeks Small Town Crime Wave!

The kids camp benefit for tornado relief will be this Thursday. Details HERE!

Bros, with all the local support for Menasha after the tornado, you really though it would be a solid idea to go and LOOT the area? That's some real high-IQ stuff and a fair punishment would be to put you to work cleaning up the debris without work gloves. Y'alll deserve splinters AND to be named Weenies Of The Week!

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Aldi is awesome. Great prices and that fun mystery isle where you never know what you're going to find. However, 4 ice cubes for $4.99 is a bit sus. I get that they're fancy adult beverage sippin cubes, but still, what's next... selling jars of air? For Aldi not quite Aldi-ing on this one, they should feel shame, shame, shame. 

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Silent ones are stinkier than audible ones BUT that doesn't make the ones you can hear any less embarassing.

Spoiler, all the answers for todays RBRHPF are bands from this seasons Mile Of Music.

To be fair, I trust zero people (ok, maybe 3 people.. tops) so I would have NEVER assumed thousands of people would do my bidding. Katy DID assume she had creative control over the masses and, well, she was wrong and needs to feel shame, shame, shame.

This man is burning bridges with the San Francisco 49ers and for real if he just could act like an adult for a moment, he could maybe get that trade he wants. But no, he makes a bad joke about his coach being in a car accident. For doing the exact opposite of what he needs to do to get his way, Brandon Aiyuk should feel shame, shame, shame.

Get more info on the bands HERE!

Get more info on the bands HERE!

Should Tom Brady feel shame for working with GoPuff on a new coconut water drink? No. Should Tome Brady feel shame for naming it "Good Nut?" Absolutely. Shame, Shame, Shame.

July 19th - City of Oak Creek At 1:50 AM a Tesla driver drove thru "Bridge out" barricades, destroying them, then drove off the end of a missing bridge, and landed in 18 inches of water. "Alcohol may have been involved." July 19th - City of Wisconsin Rapids A woman cut off her ankle bracelet so that she could go to a store and steal alcohol and yes, she legit told the cops that.  July 19th - Town of Brodhead Kids were using a slip and slide in their yard, and the end was "pointed towards the road."  July 20th - City of Dodgeville A Corvette driver who was going 120 mph in a 65 zoneI mean... if I had a Corvette, I might stretch it's legs once in awhile. Look it could be worse if we went by kilometers, then he'd of been clocked at 193!! This and more on this weeks Small Town Crime Wave!

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Bro took his UTV thru a random corn field at 90 mph at night while being chased by cops. Need I say more? This is why he's our Weenie Of The Week!

Reseachers perviously estimated that the Earth contained 6 million insect species. Sike, now they estimate between 14 and 30 million insect species. Come on my dude... there are already several bugs that do NOTHING for NO ONE. Lice & bedbugs? Completely useless to the eco-system. Yes horseflys suck, but they are food for other creatures. Lice? Nope. The last thing we need is MORE useless bugs. The earth, for containing tooooooooo many bugs should feel shame, shame, shame. 

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We all know WWJD, but in our world it's WWOD, so for today's Laura Lee & Cutter Dumb Ass Question, in honor of the one-year anniversary of Ozzy's passing into the darkness, WHAT WOULD OZZY DO?

Journey keyboardist Jonathan Cain recently blasted Bruce Springsteen on a podcast, calling him an "annoying, bitter old man" and telling him to stop criticizing Donald Trump on stage. Cain also claimed Springsteen’s "Born in the U.S.A." is a "diss" toward the country, urging him to "act like" he was born here.The comments sparked swift backlash.Critics pointed out that "Born in the U.S.A." has always been a protest song about Vietnam veterans, while others highlighted Cain’s hypocrisy, noting that Cain routinely mixes music and politics himself, even clashing legally with Journey bandmate Neal Schon over political performances. For just just staying in his own lane, Cain should feel shame, shame, shame.

Don't miss the "Dingaling Brothers Circus" at Meyer Theater this weekend. More info HERE.

A White House teleprompter operator allegedly turned his job into the easiest insider-trading scheme imaginable. According to federal investigators, Gabriel Perez, who's been running Trump's teleprompter since 2016 and often sees the final speech drafts, including last-minute edits, allegedly bet on Kalshi's "Mentions" markets, where people wager on whether certain words or topics will be said during a speech. Investigators believe he placed bets on more than a dozen speeches and made over $100,000 before Kalshi's own fraud detection noticed the suspicious pattern and reported it to regulators. He even allegedly adjusted or backed out of bets mid-speech when Trump went off script. He's now on unpaid leave and reportedly in settlement talks with federal regulators. For cheating the system in the most obvious way, Perez should feel shame, shame, shame.

Brown County Sheriff’s Investigator Brain Slinger and West De Pere teacher Nicole Firestein are taking on the Anvil Ultra-Tri on Washington Island, a 36-hour nonstop race of swimming, cycling and running not just for the challenge, but for a cause. They’re raising money and awareness for Golden House, helping support survivors of domestic abuse. Two athletes, one incredible test of endurance, and a reminder that sometimes the biggest victories happen when we use our own strength to lift others up.

Jimothy, a lil raccoon with a spine deformity, has inspired a mural, tattoos and donations to food banks. Learn about Jimothy and hear the 10 reasons we'd all like to be a little more like Jimothy.

July 11th – City of Baraboo At the Sauk County Fair a drunk woman was yelling at fair staff about the rides being too short. When she was told to leave, she was yelling that she was "going to call ICE on everyone at the fair."  July 12th - City of Horicon A Police Squad car was rear ended by another vehicle. That of course equals an OWI July 13th - City of Beloit (Did it happen at a Walmart) ... YesA man accidentally left some money at the self-checkout. When he returned minutes later, half of it was gone July 14th - City of Eau Claire A man arrived at a hotel in a hospital gown, carrying a bottle of Vodka, and was attempting to check into a room. Police checked with hospitals, no one was missing a patient, so no clue about the hospital gown.I mean, I totally understand the hospital gown. It was hot as flip last week. I'd be airing it all out too if I had one of those bad boys. This and more on Small Town Crime Wave!

Mike Tyson presented an award to Shohei Ohtani at the ESPY's. You don't need to know much to be a presenter. You read off cue cards and then open an envelope. Tyson said hold my beer when he was audiably surprised finding out Shohei is a MAN. Dude thought he was a girl... even though he was presenting "best men's single-game performance." Look, I get it... I don't pay attention every detail when I'm bored or checked out, but literally not knowing what you're awarding in next level. Did Tyson even know where he was that night? For not knowing Shohei Ohtani, one of the hottest most popular baseball players in 2026, Tyson should feel shame, shame, shame. 

Now hear us out, there are reasons you might actually enjoy getting explosive diarrhea. In fact, I know you're shocked, but there are 10 reasons. 

Usually when you hit someone with your car, you apologize. This person decided to flip the bird and that's why they're our Weenie Of The Week!

Celebrate World Snake Day at 1000 Islands Environmental Center tomorrow! Details HERE