WAPL Mornings with Laura Lee & Cutter

Tucker Kraft tweeted his displeasure at the City of Green Bay Recycling And Trash. We don't know why but we don't want to see Kraft upset. Someone fix it!!

Celebrity worship has officially outlived the celebrities themselves. According to the New York Post, some die-hard fans are shelling out anywhere from $50,000 to nearly $200,000 just to be buried near famous people. One tech investor spent $195,000 on a crypt near Marilyn Monroe, proudly saying it was his chance to "spend eternity" with her—and he still sends flowers to her grave every birthday. Another fan paid more than $50,000 for what's essentially a shoebox-sized urn niche near Judy Garland, while Hollywood Forever Cemetery says people routinely ask for plots next to stars like Johnny Ramone and Neil Sedaka. Apparently, the hottest real estate market isn't beachfront—it's celebrity-adjacent cemetery space. If you've got a couple hundred grand burning a hole in your pocket, forget leaving it to your kids... just buy yourself an eternity of being ignored by someone who was already dead before you got there

Candlebox is at Epic Event Center on July 7th. More details HERE.

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South Korea brought in riot police to make sure the death threats againt the coach of the South Korea soccer team weren't carried out. Guys, it's soccer... it's noooooooooot that serious. You're supposed to be the better Korea. Start acting like it. For threating straight up death on a human because of a game, they should feel shame, shame, shame. 

Thank you to everyone who stepped up to help out Safe Haven Pet Sanctuary after the roof collapse during the heavy storms.

It's no shock that we binge social media (happy social media day today btw!) but we do have 10 things you could be doing besides always being on the 'gram. 

June 25th – City of Eau Claire A man was stealing things from a parked city truck. When officers arrived; he was still taking things. He told officers that he did not know it was a city truck (despite large "Eau Claire" logos on truck), he was found to have some Meth, and still had Meth on him. June 26th – City of Wisconsin Dells At 7:15 pm a Female "anonymous caller" stated that there was an outdoor event going on that was too loud. She went to the event and told the event staff to "turn their mics down to medium volume" but they are not listening to her. Officers do believe, but with no confirmation that this is the same woman that made multiple noise complaints in the last few weeks.  June 26th - Lake Geneva A man tried marijuana, doesn't feel quite right June 26th – Village of Windsor There are 2 raccoons in a guy’s dryer!I hope the raccoons used a Bounce dryer sheet to smell April fresh. This and more on Small Town Crime Wave!

Uruguay didn't do well in the World Cup so the Uruguayan Football Association took away their private plane and told them to find their own way home. I mean talk about kicking a person when they're down. The AUF, for being kinda dickish, should feel shame, shame, shame. 

Ryan has a new comedy special out and called in to talk about it.

Don't steal, but if you're going to steal, don't steal from the sick and elderly. If you do, a good chance you'll be Weenie(s) of the Week!

If you don't pay the 20 bucks more for the deluxe edition of GTA 6, you'll be locked out of actual content inside the game. No word if this will change with online play but if you're just rocking single player I hope you're ready to spash out a hundred bucks for the full version of the game. It may sound a little "get off my lawn," but locking content behind a paywall is gross and a money grab and GTA 6 should feel shame, shame, shame.

Deep fried Oreos hit different at a fair. Heart burn hurts a little less when you're walking away from the ring toss game with a huge stuffed Minion that your significant other just spent $60 winning for you. 

Do you think it's right to "reserve" loungers at 6am only to return HOURS later? One woman didn't think so.

If you didn't know the difference, you will after today's What Day Is It.

A show that tore down already beautiful women trying to be the next top model is now kicking around the idea of bringing on an AI contestant. What in the cellulite?? So now regular women get to watch beautiful women compete against impossibly-beautiful women. Awesome. America's Next Top Model, for thinking AI is necessary for AI's sake, should feel shame, shame, shame. 

Today's Laura Lee & Cutter Dumb Ass Question has us wondering what is something that your generation uses, or a business that exists, that will completely be gone once your generation is gone?

Out of 200,000 residents, almost 68% of adults in Little Rock are classified as overweight or obese. McAllen, TX used to be America's "fattest" city, but Little Rock said "hold my donut." When the zombie apocalypse happens, I'm heading to Little Rock. I should be able to out run most of their residents and stay safe from zombie bites. But seriously, this is not a title to be proud of and Little Rock for being a super unhealthy place for it's citizens, should feel shame, shame, shame.

At this point, we're "maxxing" everything. OMG, EVERYTHING-MAXXING.

Just because we can, doesn't mean we should. Crumbl making a drink with ONE HUNDRED FOURTY EIGHT grams of sugar is diabolical. An adult should limit added sugar to 25-36 grams per day. A drink with 148g of sugar should be straight up illegal. The day you see me with a Crumbl box in my hand is the day I've given up on life. Crumbl, for fast tracking diabetes, should feel shame, shame, shame.

June 14th – City of Eau Claire A person living next to soccer fields complained about soccer parents parking on the road near his house. When the Police arrived, he was yelling out his windows at soccer parents. Plus he had spit on the parked cars and wound up arrested for Disorderly conduct June 14th – City of Platteville After a one vehicle rollover, the occupants got out, removed all of their personal belongings and paperwork from the car, and were picked up by another car. An officer went to the registered owner's house, and he told police he was the driver who left the scene, because he wanted to take a shower before reporting the crash.  June 14th – City of Brookfield There was a report of an ATV vs couch at an outdoor party. It said that a couple on the couch were injured, we know nothing else about this other than that alcohol was involved.You'd think it was the ATV that crashed into the couch but if booze was involved, perhaps it was the couch that ran into the ATV instead..... This and more on this weeks Small Town Crime Wave!

You can organize a street takeover or you can own a machine gun but both? I mean you'll get in trouble for either one but you're gonna get in REAL trouble for both. Ricky Alcantara-Hernandez did both... which is why he's our Weenie Of The Week.

I enjoy that Los Angeles County District Attorney, Nathan Hochman, using the word "scofflaw" when talking about Carlos Mencia dodging taxes for over 6 years. I don't enjoy that Mr. Mencia might go to jail for 10 years for doing so. I don't like taxes either but jail seems gross so for not doing what every other American has to do, Carlos should feel shame, shame, shame.

A lot of foreigner's are in America for the World Cup and a lot of foreigner's are just discovering ranch dressing for the first time ever and are LOVING it. The TSA are here to remind people that full bottles of ranch are not allowed in carry-ons. What a time to be alive.

Dad jokes, a top 10 and more for Father's Day!

Great actor, not so great dad. Dude can't pay his child support because apparently he made $0 last year. I get people suffer from hard times, but... zero dollars? I just signed up to do some work for Amazon Flex and that's on top of my full time job. There's money to be made my guy. Go support your kid. Love, for being a dead-beat, should feel shame, shame, shame. 

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If I ever find out someone on my flight is smuggling LIVE VENOMOUS SCORPIONS, I will yeet them out of the plane. I don't care if we're 50ft or 40,000ft up in the air. If their family wants to take me to court, I'll take the jury trial. Ain't no one not siding with me. I'd rather deal with snakes on a place over LIVE VENOMOUS SCORPIONS on a plane. The guy who attempted this should feel shame, shame, shame. 

80's vs 90's on this weeks Generation Altercation!

It took several reads from different articles to find out that "portions" of the total proceeds will, in fact, benefit Heights Schools Foundation initiatives. This information should be prominent and maybe all the proceeds should go to charity, so while I take back that the CC should feel shame for doing an auction that didn't benefit anyone, they should still feel shame for making it like 3rd tier information and only a portion going to charity. CC should feel shame, shame, shame.

June 7th thru the 13th (all week) - City of LaCrosse To promote an upcoming Country music festival called Country BOOM. They have large letters saying BOOM all over town. Every night, someone or someones is swapping letters around town, making numerous signs say "BOOB." They are still at large June 7th – City of Brooklyn At 7:20 pm two different people reported that 3 men stopped their vehicle, got out, and two of them were doing push-ups while the third watched, while drinking a can of something. They then got back in the car and drove away  June 8th – City of Monroe At 1:00 AM a man drove into the lot of a truck dealer, blaring his horn. He then got out of his car, yelled at the building about how mad he was, before getting back into his car and driving away. I mean I hope the guy who yelled at an empty building feels better about the situation. Sometimes you just gotta let it all out. This and more on this weeks Small Town Crime Wave!

FIFA, an organization famous for never being involved in controversy, has launched an investigation after an Australian VAR official was seen making a hand gesture that some believe is associated with white supremacists. The official says it wasn’t meant that way, critics disagree, and now a committee will spend an unknown number of hours reviewing video footage frame-by-frame to determine whether humanity has once again discovered a new way to argue about hand signals on the internet. In the meantime, everyone remains extremely calm and reasonable about it, as people always do on social media. For making a super unnecessary gesture, innocent or nah, World Cup Referee Shaun Evan should feel shame, shame, shame.

When you steal the least pawnable item in a persons house, you might just become a Laura Lee & Cutter Weenie of the Week!

Phil Mickelson is great at golf but not so great at talking to women. For getting kicked out of a golf club for checks notes “nonconsensual and inappropriate physical contact," he should feel shame, shame, shame.

Who can hold their Coors the longest?!

It's when you're exhausted, overwhelmed, and overstimulated all at the same time. Just saying that word makes me.......... exhausterwhelmulated.

A court decided that Texas Tech quarterback, Brendan Sorsby SHOULD be allowed to play this coming season dispite the NCAA saying he was ineligible after he was caught cheating on .... college football. There are so many things this kid could of bet on and could of still been ok, but playing in college football and betting on college football? You know this guy needs to feel shame, shame, shame.

You might not be into the actual sport of the World Cup, but it's been classic fun watching all the social media accounts of people discovering ranch dressing for the first time while visiting from "across the pond."

Hey, twenty bucks is twenty bucks, but what's the most MANLY thing you can do with a twenty spot?

When 2026 Dean Cain looks like Dean Cain ate Dean Cain, maybe don't comment on other peoples appearances. For piling on Supergirl, Milly Alcock, Dean should feel shame, shame, shame.

Hairball is playing Waterfest on Thursday June 18th.

Thank you for your service, Ryan Hayes!