Learning monkeys laziness

We’re doom-drunk monkeys on a dying ride, pretending we’re immortal with panic inside. Some scream “flood it all once we’re gone!”, others buy heaven like a discount con. Then come the billionaires chasing endless nights, hoarding gold, worshipping lab-coat knights. Begging for upgrades to dodge the grave, psychos praying science will make them “save.” Physics, code, flesh in a frantic race, all trying to out-run death’s cold embrace. And me? I spit the only truth worth the fight: Laziness is the virtue that burns the brightest light. Laziness is the virtue that burns the brightest light.