EPISODE · Mar 23, 2026 · 45 MIN
LEGOLAND's Lost Potential
from Clutch Power · host Eric Crittenden
If you’re over 10 years old going to a LEGOLAND park, something will feel off. The parks are…barren. Low attendance, badly-maintained attractions, and limited entertainment staff. LEGO is obsessed with high quality, so why are LEGOLANDs so shoddy? I’m proud to declare this Clutch Power’s first two-person interview! Dan Ibbertson of Slope’s Game Room and Slope’s Adventures, and his buddy Andrew Dalton (who’s appeared on many Slope’s Adventures videos). Both these guys are theme park mega-fans, and they’ve done some great coverage on UK theme parks, specifically Merlin Entertainments, who owns every LEGOLAND. A few LEGO-centric episodes: The Sad State of Merlin Entertainment Former LEGOLAND Performer Interview Is LEGOLAND Discovery Centre Manchester worth it??? A ton of theme park discussion in this episode, and if you want to dip your toe into theme park YouTube, I cannot recommend Defunctland enough. The quality on these videos is unbelievable. Here’s the specific video I reference in this episode: The History of Coney Island If you’re a Patreon supporter, you’ll get a bonus act called: “This Park’s Theme? Nightmare!” Dan and Andrew share tales from Merlin parks, a really bevy of horror stories. The Peppa Pig park story in particular (4 P’s!) is my favorite. You’ll also get access to a special MOC just for this episode! I built LEGOLAND Windsor’s front gate (before the renovation). Yet even this small build conveys that feeling of emptiness. It’s just $5 / month to become a Patron, and you’ll get bonus content + a MOC for all episodes! Join the Patreon! All music by Nihilore (www.nihilore.com): Alter Ego Facticity The Dweller on the Threshold Hailstorm Noctivagant Artifice Something Beautiful is Going to Happen
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If you’re over 10 years old going to a LEGOLAND park, something will feel off. The parks are…barren. Low attendance, badly-maintained attractions, and limited entertainment staff. LEGO is obsessed with high quality, so why are LEGOLANDs so shoddy?
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