Liberty, Guns, Beer… and Alan | Consistent Chaos Ep25

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Zoey rolls into the episode sleepy but blessed: surprise grant relief, a legit producer meeting on the books, and a high-stakes audition (with garage tantrum choreography). Then the chaos pivots into improv therapy—featuring Alan the tortoise, Anhelica the roast queen, and a “Big Daddy” dad who teaches life skills like tripping rollerbladers and peeing in alleyways. Jarvis closes it out with tales from the mountain hospital, a near-alarm-triggering work mishap, and the crucial question: what’s the most offensive compliment you’ve ever gotten?

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How long is this episode of Consistent Chaos?

This episode is 37 minutes long.

When was this Consistent Chaos episode published?

This episode was published on December 11, 2025.

What is this episode about?

Zoey rolls into the episode sleepy but blessed: surprise grant relief, a legit producer meeting on the books, and a high-stakes audition (with garage tantrum choreography). Then the chaos pivots into improv therapy—featuring Alan the tortoise,...

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