Consistent Chaos

When a "free" vacation suddenly comes with the worst room in the house and an outrageous price tag, things get messy real fast. Jarvis and Zoey react to a story filled with sibling conflict, moving goalposts, and vacation planning gone completely off the rails. See them tackle friendship and family disputes that leaves everyone laughably questioning common sense.

This week, Jarvis and Zoey tackle two very different kinds of horror stories: one involving a former boss who laughed off snack-based drama and another involving something floating in a cup of Baja Blast. Whether your hoarding pretzels or reviewing your local Taco Bell, you'll enjoy these improv detours, questionable life choices, and workplace frustrations.

Get ready for cake controversy and some serious Karen-coded meltdowns. Jarvis and Zoey debate parenting and birthday etiquette. Then a customer service horror story inspires a Geek Squad nightmare of shady double dealings. Expect ridiculous characters, kitten allergies, and plenty of unexpected laughs.

Courtesy offer gone awry. An uninvited guest sets their sights on the last slice of birthday cake and refuses to back down.

A hypothetical threesome question spirals into emotional damage. Jarvis, Zoey, and guest Allison improvise awkward relationship chaos, roommate rage, and the pettiest internet drama imaginable.

A simple lunch pickup turns into workplace warfare, while a student finds out their teacher is secretly the most unhinged player in every game lobby. On this episode, Jarvis and Zoey explore office drama that feels a little racist before tackling an online gaming villain you wouldn't believe.

A workplace Karen turns visible tattoos into her personal villain origin story and keeps running to the boss about it.

A coworker loses her mind over visible tattoos, and a boyfriend threatens to skip work if his girlfriend is “mean” to him. On this episode of Consistent Chaos, we break down both disasters and ask: are people okay? From workplace meltdowns to relationship freeloading, this episode is packed with people doing way too much—and not enough.

Welcome to Consistent Chaos comedy podcast. This episode? Two dudes, one giant beach ball, and absolutely zero success on spring break.

Today's chaos is a Reddit confession about a dad who faked his love for manatees for 24 years. Plus a review of the most chaotic spring break purchase imaginable: a 12-foot inflatable beach ball. It flies away. People get hurt. No honeys were acquired.

Turns out believing in magical sea cows for two decades comes with trust issues. Childhood belief shattered!Full episode airs Monday!

A six-foot sub, tequila and terrible decisions make up one story about food greed. Then a questionable preoccupation with fish takes over. We improvise both, break down the fallout, and see what happens when your behavior starts affecting your relationship.

A routine trim turns into ritual sacrifice?! We take a Reddit story about a hair-collecting stylist and spiral into wigs, shrines, and straight-up chaos. Then we read the real story… and it’s somehow worse.

We act out wild customer reviews—and accidentally predict the chaos. From a one-star pizza meltdown to the most graphic gummy bear review ever written… this one escalates FAST.

From prison phone calls over a missing chair to guys proudly making the worst life decisions imaginable—this episode is reckless from start to finish. We dive into Reddit’s most unhinged confessions, including a man who fully admits he’s the villain and doubles down anyway. Bad choices, zero accountability, and chaos at full volume.

A grown man who tattles to his mom about his roommate is bad enough. But wait until you hear about this costly illegal yogurt collection that's more gross than it is fascinating. Somehow we go from "help me clean" to "we're being hunted." It's unhinged petty house drama. It's unpredictably suspicious criminal activity. It's exactly the chaos that you signed up for.

They just wanted to mix paint. Instead, they revealed they’re colorblind... and maybe one bad thought away from becoming the subject of a true crime documentary. Then Zoey helps Jarvis polish his resume... so he can get hired to commit digital crimes. Just another wacky workplace episode of Consistent Chaos. From the most supportive anti-corruption police officer to a potential murder by minute twelve, this episode is packed with unhinged logic, criminal loopholes, and the kind of best-friend loyalty that absolutely should not exist.

A late-night phone call from a mystery man sends this episode straight into a full-blown suspicion spiral. Jarvis and Zoey take on a Reddit story that lives right in the gray area between overreacting and absolutely justified jealousy. And if you think that's weird, the duo jump into a deeply uncomfortable au pair story that promises to raise some neck hairs. It's awkward, it's hilarious, and it's peak Consistent Chaos.

From real-world headlines to completely fictional DMV drama, this episode explores what happens when quotation marks lose all meaning. Jarvis and Zoey test the limits of satire through political jokes, improv risks, and conversations about staying informed without losing your sanity. Dive into the modern obsession with releasing “the truth”… as long as everything important is blacked out first. Expect awkward honesty, ethically questionable problem-solving, and some chaotic spying. Maybe don’t trust anyone who says they “work here.”

This episode kicks off with a suspicious "friend" giving major red flags before diving headfirst into a relationship with rules that feel more like traps. Jarvis and Zoey are united: you're underreacting! From jealous birthday drama to one-sided "open" agreements, the takes get sharper and the chaos gets louder. The comment section energy is strong with this one.

Jarvis learns the hard way that refusing Zoey's matching Twilight shirts is basically a relationship-ending offense. Then the duo jumps into an awkward scene where a neighbor calmly confirms the worst rumor in the apartment complex: the bugs are coming from him! This episode is half comedy, pure cringe, and the ultimate creature of chaos.

This episode has everything: unwanted presents, creepy regulars, and Jarvis refusing to “put shoes on your funky ass feet.” The duo tackles a Starbucks post that’s equal parts scary and relatable. The new format keeps getting better, and the chaos keeps getting creepier.

Zoey comes back from Hawaii haunted by the ice cream sandwich that got away. Jarvis, meanwhile, is haunted by something far worse: the smell in the car and what it implies. Then everything pivots into “legit” crime strategy, because of course it does. Add sobriety-era drink chatter, candy nostalgia, and a derailed mall trip, and you’ve got a perfectly unhinged episode.

We read a brand-new Reddit title and confidently spiral into oversharing the wrong therapy session. Honestly? It's way funnier than the real story. One catastrophic misunderstanding turns binge eating distress into dysfunctional chaos! From crying sessions to emotional dumping, this improv therapist might be the most unhinged character we've ever created.

New year, new format. This week, we test our new format with an internet story where the comments are louder than the couple's communication. From blanket arguments to emotional abandonment, red flags pop real fast. Is "just sleeping" ever just sleeping? See if we can improv our way to the answer. Welcome to chaos.... EVOLVED!

We dive headfirst into a surprisingly wholesome rant about confidence, purpose, body image, and why insecurity is the real turnoff. Along the way, we unpack messy ex-relationships, invent a tiny-things collection room, and overshare AGGRESSIVELY. Chaos, growth, and a Pringles-can metaphor you don't want to miss.

Wrong answers = big trouble. To hear more, tune into Episode 2 "Chaos on Set | Do You Want A Party Bracelet?" : https://open.spotify.com/episode/6ZL3zvgRnDbw2qtPUtXvhj?si=g43-p9pNSou8XcR0ZMbfjg

Two friends. Zero scripts. Maximum chaos. Consistent Chaos with Jarvis and Zoey takes real conversations and flips them into improvised comedy, unpredictable bits, and laugh-out-loud moments. This is what happens when chaos is the plan. In this comedy podcast where real life fuels the jokes and nothing goes as planned. Subscribe and embrace the chaos.

Checking in at 31, Zoey lives the creative life. From working in film and TV to signing ASL on the side, they have a passion for comedy, connection, and laughter.

Single and chasing the next chapter, Jarvis talks life, work, acting dreams, and why Consistent Chaos is more than just a side hustle.

We just wanted to say thank you for listening, sharing, commenting, and somehow deciding we’re your people. You’ve helped turn this podcast into something bigger than we ever imagined. Here's to a new year, new stories, an expanded format, and the same chaotic energy. Happy New Year, and thanks for being part of the madness.

A Nipple Pasty Snack; Bandaid on the Side, Please! Dog Chaos Unlocked! If you have dogs, this clip might haunt you. Zoey kicks off Episode 1 with this unhinged moment. What’s the craziest thing your dog has ever gotten a hold of?

Two friends. Zero scripts. Maximum chaos. Consistent Chaos with Jarvis and Zoey takes real conversations and flips them into improvised comedy, unpredictable bits, and laugh-out-loud moments. This is what happens when chaos is the plan. In this comedy podcast where real life fuels the jokes and nothing goes as planned. Subscribe and embrace the chaos.

Zoey rolls into the episode sleepy but blessed: surprise grant relief, a legit producer meeting on the books, and a high-stakes audition (with garage tantrum choreography). Then the chaos pivots into improv therapy—featuring Alan the tortoise, Anhelica the roast queen, and a “Big Daddy” dad who teaches life skills like tripping rollerbladers and peeing in alleyways. Jarvis closes it out with tales from the mountain hospital, a near-alarm-triggering work mishap, and the crucial question: what’s the most offensive compliment you’ve ever gotten?

Jarvis and Zoey catch up while Jarvis unwinds with college football. Zoey isn’t a fan, but appreciates the athletic hustle. Zoey and Avery plan a date night to the pup cafe with their dogs. But the tone shifts when Jarvis describes a creepy rural trip, and Zoey unloads grief and fury over how the media used Charlie Kirk’s shooting to bury news of a school tragedy.

On today's episode, Zoey recounts a heat exchange with an irresponsible attendee at Burning Man where things went sideways fast. Meanwhile Jarvis goes down the rabbit hole of fraternity house memory lane because of white guy video shenanigans. YouTube brain rot stinks as bad as the sardine prank!

Jarvis and Zoey welcome improv crusher Allison for a predictably unpredictable ride. What starts as a teenager’s plea to “smooth the tummy” becomes a full-blown family summit with hard boundaries and harder laughs. Allison joins to riff on improv life in Vegas and celebrate six years sober with some gorgeous chip lore. We also spiral into third-date menus, confidence, and cat logistics. It’s peak Consistent Chaos.

Zoey and Jarvis spiral from Burning Man myth-busting into minivan madness, sibling roast battles, and a full-blown thumb piano meltdown. Along the way, Zoey introduces “chaos snacking” — the fine art of feeding off other people’s mess — while Jarvis just tries to keep up. It’s gifting, not bartering. Improv, not therapy. Well… maybe a little bit. Always Consistent Chaos.

This week, Jarvis and Zoey hit the gym - metaphorically - getting fit around the gossip talkers. Sound advice - work advice, dating advice, work out advice. Take a break from doing your hair to listen up today.

Jarvis and Zoey dive headfirst into Consistent Chaos, starting with TikTok. How many TikToks does it take to … to get banned, just kidding! Somewhere between lost passwords, adulting epiphanies, testosterone talk, and dealing with parental favoritism, they unpack the ridiculous layers of growing up IRL.

From anxious old pups to the infamous He-Man Woman Haters Club, Jarvis and Zoey spiral from dog stories to subway nightmares to awkward boss talk. Add in tequila shots at work, sex-toy shipments gone wrong, and a Juneteenth shoutout. Jarvis and Zoey prove once again that no topic is safe when turning chaos into comedy.

Ever wonder what $3 million could get you? Jarvis takes on a worldwide exploration of his childhood travels that lands us in an improved tourist stand modeled after Coming to America. Meanwhile, Zoey navigates the difficult world of micromanaging bosses. Expect laughter, absurdity, loan lessons, and tips on surviving your boss.

What do gem art meltdowns, cheating Brads, and a sketchy weed prescription have in common? Absolutely nothing — except Jarvis and Zoey. In this episode, they spiral from arts-and-crafts therapy to chocolate-fueled boyfriend drama, and somehow end up in a doctor’s office for the world’s quickest cannabis rec. Equal parts messy, nostalgic, and unfiltered — perfect for anyone who loves good gossip, bad decisions, and even better laughs.

From toddlers that don't let you sleep to dogs with suspicious telepathic powers, Jarvis and Zoey explore the weird, sweaty, and hilarious realities of life. Let's dive into the improv mayhem with spelling bee disasters and a Funko Pop date request so awkward it deserves its own sitcom. It's unfiltered, unscripted, and exactly why you love Consistent Chaos.

Chaos meets cuteness as we navigate noisy neighbors, barking dogs, and apartment life. Puppy pandemonium, washing machine marathons, and neighbors who walk like they’re wearing lead shoes--it’s all here. Join Jarvis and Zoey as they riff on real-life drama, from apartment living struggles to newly adopted pups, in an improv-fueled, unfiltered, and hilarious episode of Consistent Chaos.

What do boogers, office chairs, and Costco returns have in common? More than you’d think. In this episode, we dive into the sticky situations of everyday life — from rude Costco employees and impossible returns to the mystery of the chair gum that somehow binds us all together. Join us for improv tangents and plenty of laughs about shopping cart chaos, line hopping, and receipt checkers who take their jobs way too seriously.

How did we get on the topic of ChatGPT and guns? This week, Jarvis & Zoey spiral from day jobs and dream projects into pure chaos – starting with ChatGPT-approved water park management tips. From there, the improv leaps to murderous landlords, gun shop weirdos, and a rocket launcher mounted on a car. Buckle up! This ride doesn’t come with a lifeguard.

Another day, another episode. Jarvis and Zoey are pulling no punches as they dissect a real-world example of what happens when personal branding trumps personal integrity. Zoey finds themselves on the receiving end of some racism and genderism from an unassuming co-worker. Cue an amazing discussion on microaggressions, closet transphobia, and professional courtesy.

Today’s a raw day where real life takes center stand on Shootin’ the Sh*t. Zoey and Jarvis trade the jokes for vulnerability as they open up about depression, creative burnout, and the harsh realities of chasing dreams in an oversaturated industry. Together, they explore the emotional cost of creativity, the power of community, the weight of rejection, the value of resilience, and the importance of speaking up about mental health. It’s an honest, heartfelt conversation you didn’t know you needed.

Zoey survived their cross-country road trip and finds out their new house has a botched paint job. Jarvis raves about his girlfriend which leads to a hilarious improv about dating in your 40s.