Life Finds a Way (To Ruin Everything)

Send us Fan MailThis week on Moose on the Loose, we head to Jurassic Park — a place where dinosaurs roam free and absolutely no one thought to install a backup generator.We break down the movie that traumatised an entire generation and ask the important questions:Who is the real villain — the dinosaurs, Dennis Nedry, or just rich men with terrible ideas?Would we survive the park? (No.)And why does saying “clever girl” feel so smug right before you get eaten?We also introduce our new game Clever Girl, where we rate smug behaviour from mildly annoying to straight-to-the-goat-pen levels of insufferable. Plus, a genuinely unhinged Moose Marry Avoid: Dinosaur Edition, and an AITA story featuring a 2am Jurassic Park obsession that has fully divided the room.There are hot takes, questionable decisions, and at least one moment where we realise the park was doomed from the start.Hold onto your butts — this one escalates quickly.