LITERALLY THE HILL THEY'RE CHOOSING TO DIE ON

Between the laughably low turnout at last week's "J6" rally and the number of MAGAts dying from COVID or horse paste ODs, you'd think it's a good time to be a Democrat. And that's when Manchin & Sinema jump out of the bushes, beat you up, and then hold you down while Mitch McConnell steals your wallet. Metaphorically, anyway… for now. And if the elevator tries to break you down, Cognitive Dissidents Jim Coughlin, "The Black Voice of Reason" Tymon Shipp, and Dr. David Robinson have your weekly dose of newsy infotainment... GET DOSED!