Little Penis Energy and Other Tired Moments from Twilight: Eclipse

Hey you Team Edward and Team Jacob girlies! Ready for us to drag your favorite movie series again? Jackie and Kyle are tired of many things this week, namely low quality alcoholic water and ads on YouTube, respectively. Honorable mentions on the shit list include Burger King getting drinks wrong, the weather, acid reflux, Cheaters (the show), and providing children with alcohol (well…maybe we’re OK with that one). In providing their very critical and completely professional review of Twilight: Eclipse, Jackie and Kyle dive into important topics such as red flags in vampires AND werewolves, Bella being a flop (still), vampires and haircuts, Bryce Dallas Howard, vampires and racism, sex dynamics between vampires, and wigs (still). Jackie and Kyle also find out which extremely odd moment they are through the magic of Buzzfeed quizzes. Don’t forget to connect with your two tired therapists through e-mail ([email protected]), Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), and Facebook (Two Tired Therapists). Leave us a review and we might read it in future episodes (good and bad reviews welcome). “Apparently he’s from the era of the Duggers. I know he’s from 19-whatever but Jesus Christ you’re in the 21st century you old bitch.” -JackieBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-tired-therapists--5762941/support.Join in on the chaos and connect with Two Tired Therapists on Instagram (@twotiredtherapists), Facebook (Two Tired Therapists), or email them at [email protected]