EPISODE · Apr 16, 2026 · 1H 26M
Locked In On Caitlin Clark (Hear Me Out)
from Espresso · host Benedict Polizzi
Eating ground turkey birthday dog food and sucking the ink out of a gold gel pen is exactly what happens when you get completely faded on a Tuesday. We are losing our minds over why having a baby with Caitlin Clark is strictly a business decision and how sleeping in a water bed is the ultimate flex. P.S. I'm tired of acting like circus peanuts don't absolutely slap😘 -------------------------------------------------Send this to your homies to support the pod!https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi ☕️FOLLOW ON IG https://www.instagram.com/espressobenny/💕 WATCH BENNY on FBOY & FGIRL ISLAND on HBO MAX🧢 "𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗗"𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝟱𝟬% 𝗢𝗙𝗙 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗛 https://benedictmerch.com/-------------------------------------------------TIMESTAMP CHAPTERS0:00 - Intro1:16 - Fboy Island and Patreon2:53 - What is your hear me out6:41 - The jelly donut agenda8:06 - Cooking birthday dog food11:12 - Patio furniture in the living room12:36 - Fumbling the eighth grade aim voicemail16:52 - Sleeping in a Murphy bed20:51 - Crushing Cheetos into a PB and J31:33 - Circus peanuts and black licorice43:42 - Fox McCloud from Super Mario Galaxy46:30 - Aggressive foxes as house pets54:53 - Local news weather girls59:40 - Yellow mustard on avocados1:03:53 - Stale chips are better than fresh-------------------------------------------------
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Eating ground turkey birthday dog food and sucking the ink out of a gold gel pen is exactly what happens when you get completely faded on a Tuesday. We are losing our minds over why having a baby with Caitlin Clark is strictly a business decision and how sleeping in a water bed is the ultimate flex. P.S. I'm tired of acting like circus peanuts don't absolutely slap😘 -------------------------------------------------Send this to your homies to support the pod!https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi ☕️FOLLOW ON IG https://www.instagram.com/espressobenny/💕 WATCH BENNY on FBOY & FGIRL ISLAND on HBO MAX🧢 "𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗗"𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝟱𝟬% 𝗢𝗙𝗙 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗛 https://benedictmerch.com/-------------------------------------------------TIMESTAMP CHAPTERS0:00 - Intro1:16 - Fboy Island and Patreon2:53 - What is your hear me out6:41 - The jelly donut agenda8:06 - Cooking birthday dog food11:12 - Patio furniture in the living room12:36 - Fumbling the eighth grade aim voicemail16:52 - Sleeping in a Murphy bed20:51 - Crushing Cheetos into a PB and J31:33 - Circus peanuts and black licorice43:42 - Fox McCloud from Super Mario Galaxy46:30 - Aggressive foxes as house pets54:53 - Local news weather girls59:40 - Yellow mustard on avocados1:03:53 - Stale chips are better than fresh-------------------------------------------------
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