Lord Jesus There’s a Fire

Send us Fan MailThis week on Adventures of Des and Cort, the Hot Flashes are HOT and one of them literally involved a fire 🔥😅Cort’s Hot Flash is for the absolute betrayal of your hair falling out of the curling iron right before the curl is complete. Then somehow it happens AGAIN when you try to redo it. Always when you are late. Always when your stress level is already hanging by a thread.Des’s Hot Flash is for the disgusting humans out here pooping in the water while camping. She took her nieces and nephews down to the water to relax and immediately discovered a floating nightmare complete with a toilet seat and actual human poop right beside where kids were playing. Straight to jail. Camping license revoked forever.We also need answers. Are you sipping your protein drinks like a civilized person or absolutely inhaling them like you’re in a frat house chugging competition? Because apparently we cannot consume one normally. 💪🥤Des also opens up about the terrifying fire in Mountain Home that forced her evacuation. The experience was emotional and honestly traumatic, and while she is incredibly grateful her home was spared, so many others were not as fortunate. It definitely puts things into perspective 💔Meanwhile Cort has been on grandma duty watching Adrianna’s dogs and would like everyone to know those little creatures are farting with authority.We also talk about Des committing to cooking again starting June 1st and desperately needing easy dinner recipes because adulthood is relentless.Then naturally we spiral into chats about the Puerto Rico song, camper shopping, pickleball, Des not registering her car, and about 47 other side tangents because staying on topic has never been our ministry.🎧 Listen now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or anywhere you get your podcasts.#adventuresofdesandcort #womeninour40s #hotflash #midlifechaos #friendship #yapseshWe can't grow without your support! Do us a solid and leave a review!Don't forget to follow and share! Instagram: @adventures_of_des_and_cortTikTok: @adventuresofdesandcort