EPISODE · Dec 16, 2024 · 1H 20M
Luigi Should Have Gone To Waffle House
from Works Every Time · host Works Every Time
This is episode 54 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:01:30 - Justin can't bend 00:03:27 - how to drink at work 00:06:21 - United CEO shooter caught at McDonalds 00:07:37 - Waffle House wouldn't have snitched 00:09:02 - Chicken spaghetti is an abomination 00:12:01 - Best nut? 00:14:06 - The hot murderer to be played by Vinny Chase in the movie 00:21:04 - Kodak Black Reveals He’s On Drugs Again: “I’m Never Sober, Bi**h” 00:23:28 - Kendrick Lamar calls out Justin on new album 00:24:10 - Bankruptcy judge rejects The Onion's bid for Infowars 00:26:30 - You tellin' me a chicken fried this steak? 00:29:48 - Markus's high (sober) horse 00:31:15 - LIVE SHOW 12/21!!!!! 00:32:17 - Justin's Journal 00:37:35 - dino of the week 00:43:46 - We're just the three stooges 00:46:24 - Remote working is the best 00:48:27 - Justin hates meteorologist 00:51:46 - What's that song where grandma gets ran over by a reindeer? 00:54:37 - Phil's favorite joke that never works 00:55:39 - Rest in Pease Justin's brother's dog 01:02:14 - A poem for Wilma 01:04:01 - Phil's new golf friends 01:09:27 - Mrs. Tickler, Mrs. hooker, and Mr. Seaman 01:13:09 - Always pregame jail _______________________ Tejas Tonic - https://www.tejastonic.com/ Sunset Tickets - https://sunsetstripatx.com/ Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/ Justin - https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/
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This is episode 54 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:01:30 - Justin can't bend 00:03:27 - how to drink at work 00:06:21 - United CEO shooter caught at McDonalds 00:07:37 - Waffle House wouldn't have snitched 00:09:02 - Chicken spaghetti is an abomination 00:12:01 - Best nut? 00:14:06 - The hot murderer to be played by Vinny Chase in the movie 00:21:04 - Kodak Black Reveals He’s On Drugs Again: “I’m Never Sober, Bi**h” 00:23:28 - Kendrick Lamar calls out Justin on new album 00:24:10 - Bankruptcy judge rejects The Onion's bid for Infowars 00:26:30 - You tellin' me a chicken fried this steak? 00:29:48 - Markus's high (sober) horse 00:31:15 - LIVE SHOW 12/21!!!!! 00:32:17 - Justin's Journal 00:37:35 - dino of the week 00:43:46 - We're just the three stooges 00:46:24 - Remote working is the best 00:48:27 - Justin hates meteorologist 00:51:46 - What's that song where grandma gets ran over by a reindeer? 00:54:37 - Phil's favorite joke that never works 00:55:39 - Rest in Pease Justin's brother's dog 01:02:14 - A poem for Wilma 01:04:01 - Phil's new golf friends 01:09:27 - Mrs. Tickler, Mrs. hooker, and Mr. Seaman 01:13:09 - Always pregame jail _______________________ Tejas Tonic - https://www.tejastonic.com/ Sunset Tickets - https://sunsetstripatx.com/ Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/ Justin - https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/
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