EPISODE · May 11, 2026 · 33 MIN
Make America Hallucinate Again (Ep. 49)
from Drunk By Noon · host Canadian Comedy Cartel
Is the world collectively hallucinating, or is it just another episode of Drunk By Noon? 🍻In Episode 49, we’re diving deep into the weirdest corners of modern reality. We kick things off with the news of Trump and Joe Rogan discussing the potential legalization of psychedelics. Will mushrooms actually become the new frontier for medical research, or are we just risking a collective case of schizophrenia? We debate the "modern-day wizard" look and whether conventional rehab paths are still the way to go.Things get even more surreal as we explore the "insider trading" of reality on Poly Market, the mystery of the first evolved eyeball 👁️, and a theory that God might just be a very small fish at the bottom of the ocean. 🐟Finally, we take a trip (metaphorically) to New York City to figure out why it’s a magnet for both the ultra-rich and the "abjectly poor," before ranting about the true villains of Montreal: incompetent leasing agents.Topics covered in this episode:The legalization of psychedelics & mushroom companies.Trump, Joe Rogan, and the "fast track" for drug research.Poly Market, betting on reality, and market manipulation.Evolution: Did meat or mushrooms make us human?The mystery of the first eyeball and God-as-a-fish theories.Why New York City feels like it’s on the brink of destruction.The nightmare of Montreal rental applications and drunk leasing agents.Timestamps:00:00 - Welcome to Episode00:57 - Trump & Joe Rogan’s Psychedelic Legalization Laws02:11 - Conventional Rehab vs. The "Modern-Day Wizard" Look 03:54 - Jordan Peterson, Matt Dillahunty, and Nicotine Cures05:05 - Why you shouldn't do Mushrooms with your Therapist 06:26 - Stoned Ape Theory: Did Monkeys Evolve on Mushrooms? 07:46 - Brain Development: The Real Reason Humans Cook Meat 08:06 - Evolution Mystery: Where did the first Eyeball come from? 11:07 - Betting on Reality with Poly Market 12:28 - Insider Trading & Trump’s influence on the Market 15:58 - Trump’s comedic tweets & "The End is Near" 18:20 - Montreal Legend: The "Hollywood" Homeless Guy 20:56 - Why NYC feels like it’s on the brink of destruction 22:40 - The Magnetism of Poverty vs. Success in New York25:52 - Is New York actually crazier than other cities? 27:50 - The "Logic" of being homeless in a warm climate 29:43 - Navigating the system: Comfort in the cesspool 32:04 - Rant: The nightmare of Montreal Rental ApplicationsDon't forget to follow us to join the noon-time chaos!
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Is the world collectively hallucinating, or is it just another episode of Drunk By Noon? 🍻In Episode 49, we’re diving deep into the weirdest corners of modern reality. We kick things off with the news of Trump and Joe Rogan discussing the potential legalization of psychedelics. Will mushrooms actually become the new frontier for medical research, or are we just risking a collective case of schizophrenia? We debate the "modern-day wizard" look and whether conventional rehab paths are still the way to go.Things get even more surreal as we explore the "insider trading" of reality on Poly Market, the mystery of the first evolved eyeball 👁️, and a theory that God might just be a very small fish at the bottom of the ocean. 🐟Finally, we take a trip (metaphorically) to New York City to figure out why it’s a magnet for both the ultra-rich and the "abjectly poor," before ranting about the true villains of Montreal: incompetent leasing agents.Topics covered in this episode:The legalization of psychedelics & mushroom companies.Trump, Joe Rogan, and the "fast track" for drug research.Poly Market, betting on reality, and market manipulation.Evolution: Did meat or mushrooms make us human?The mystery of the first eyeball and God-as-a-fish theories.Why New York City feels like it’s on the brink of destruction.The nightmare of Montreal rental applications and drunk leasing agents.Timestamps:00:00 - Welcome to Episode00:57 - Trump & Joe Rogan’s Psychedelic Legalization Laws02:11 - Conventional Rehab vs. The "Modern-Day Wizard" Look 03:54 - Jordan Peterson, Matt Dillahunty, and Nicotine Cures05:05 - Why you shouldn't do Mushrooms with your Therapist 06:26 - Stoned Ape Theory: Did Monkeys Evolve on Mushrooms? 07:46 - Brain Development: The Real Reason Humans Cook Meat 08:06 - Evolution Mystery: Where did the first Eyeball come from? 11:07 - Betting on Reality with Poly Market 12:28 - Insider Trading & Trump’s influence on the Market 15:58 - Trump’s comedic tweets & "The End is Near" 18:20 - Montreal Legend: The "Hollywood" Homeless Guy 20:56 - Why NYC feels like it’s on the brink of destruction 22:40 - The Magnetism of Poverty vs. Success in New York25:52 - Is New York actually crazier than other cities? 27:50 - The "Logic" of being homeless in a warm climate 29:43 - Navigating the system: Comfort in the cesspool 32:04 - Rant: The nightmare of Montreal Rental ApplicationsDon't forget to follow us to join the noon-time chaos!
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