Mambo No. 2 ft. Roman Apollonov & Joshua Khoury - Ep 206

This week on Sausage Boys, Karim and Jackson sit down with Sydney comedians Roman Apollonov and Joshua Khoury for an hour of unfiltered chaos and philosophical nonsense. From debating Hugo Boss's questionable beginnings to questioning whether the moon is even real, the boys spiral into absurdly funny territory — inventing a brand-new bodily "number system," ranking bathroom experiences, and arguing about whether you can microwave noodles. It's weird, honest, gross, and hilarious — the kind of late-night conversation that feels like you accidentally walked into the funniest greenroom in Sydney.    Hosted by Karim & Jackson Guests: Roman Apollonov & Joshua Khoury ---   ⏱️ Chapters 0:00 Intro – Tom Daley, saunas & banana talk 7:40 Hugo Boss's questionable beginnings & fashion morality 14:30 Toothpaste stains & dry-cleaning conspiracies 20:50 The great diarrhoea philosophy session 27:40 Teachers, toilets & redefining the "number system" 35:50 Sit-down pees, fart checks & red-brown colour blindness 42:30 Me Goreng wars & microwave-noodle etiquette 49:40 Germ theory, caveman hygiene & waterfall living 56:50 Jay-Z, Taylor Swift & Beyoncé's total eclipse 1:04:40 "Hamish & Anic-Don't" – chaos, ads & closing riff --- 🔖 Hashtags #SausageBoysPodcast #ComedyPodcast #SydneyComedians #AustralianPodcast #RomanApollonov #JoshuaKhoury #FunnyPodcast #AfterSchoolDetention #StandupComedy #PodcastClips #BathroomHumor #TaylorSwiftDebate #HamishAndAndy #DiarrheaPhilosophy #PodcastAustralia