Sausage Boys with Karim and Jackson

This week on the Sausage Boys Podcast, it's just the two of us. We discuss video podcasting, internet culture, creator branding, Wu-Tang Clan, ASAP Mob, travel safety, parasailing, the Sydney Fish Market parking disaster, ticket inspectors and much more. Follow Sausage Boys for new episodes every week.

This week we're joined by Ed for another episode of the Sausage Boys Podcast. We discuss growing up in Hong Kong, Australian schools overseas, meeting Spanian in public, comic books, David Goggins, the school library incident, dating, public bathroom stories, internet culture and much more. Follow Sausage Boys for new episodes every week.

This week we're joined by Lochie and Tavis. We talk about stand-up comedy, bombing on stage, getting chased through Sydney on Lime bikes, Scientology, P Diddy, combat sports, viral internet videos and plenty more. New episodes every Friday. Follow Lochie: https://www.instagram.com/lilallister/  Follow Tavis: https://www.instagram.com/tavisharrod/  📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sausageboyspodcast/  

This week on Sausage Boys we are joined by Luca and Ed for a conversation covering James Bond, SpongeBob, Pokémon, supermarkets, water polo, improv, shopping etiquette, movies, comedy, and much more.   Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sausageboyspodcast/ Follow Ed: https://www.instagram.com/ed.benos/ Follow Luca: https://www.instagram.com/luca__trovato/  

This week on Sausage Boys, we are joined by Guneet and Lochie for a conversation covering comedy, video games, Apex Legends, online friendships, paintball, snipers, drone pilots, digital nomads, quiz show writing, remote work, war stories, and much more. Follow Sausage Boys for weekly episodes.  

This week on Sausage Boys we are joined by Annabelle and Gereon for a conversation covering relationships, dating, chess clubs, Mark Wahlberg, Thailand, food debates, body image, foot fetishes, movies, travel, weird internet culture and much more. Follow Sausage Boys for weekly episodes.

This week on Sausage Boys, we are joined by Tavis for a conversation covering dreams, Duolingo, movies, relationships, cooking, internet culture, travel, accents, Star Wars, chess, and more. Follow Sausage Boys for weekly episodes. Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3YNa6Wp2oweLI6RVWAbB2t?si=3fbb3579811d4848 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sausageboyspodcast/

This week on Sausage Boys, we are joined by Roman Apollonov & Joshua Khoury for a conversation covering internet culture, jobs, gaming, sport, travel, family backgrounds, YouTube rabbit holes, and more. Follow Sausage Boys for weekly episodes.  

The boys are joined by Blake & Kodi for a deep dive into favourite video games, Pokémon, Doctor Who, Kanye West, Uber Eats discoveries, Sydney food spots, and absolute nonsense. Topics include: Top 5 video games of all time Pokémon & Mario Kart debates Doctor Who nostalgia Kanye West discussion Uber Eats hidden gems Spice bags & Sydney food rankings Podcast chaos Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts & everywhere else. Follow Sausage Boys for weekly episodes.

This week the boys are joined by comedian Miki for a conversation about stand up comedy, open mics, creative influences, coffee, McDonald's breakfast and everyday life. The episode covers comedy, personal goals, simple living, relationships, fashion and plenty of side conversations throughout. New episodes weekly.

Blake and Kodi join the boys for a chaotic episode covering suits, steroids, Minecraft, AI, VR headsets, freak shows, Sydney nightlife, Google glasses, COD Zombies, podcasts and more.

This week we're joined by Hughie P and Lochie Mac. We talk about sharehouses, comedy ideas, reading books vs audiobooks, sports watching habits, future plans, and what life might look like in the next 10 years.

This week we're joined by Rohan Silwal and Lekhmani Trital. We talk about life in Nepal, why Balen has become so popular, Nepalese culture, and what it's like moving overseas. New episodes weekly.

This week we're joined by Blake and Kodi. We talk cruise ship stories, donating clothes to Vinnies, childhood TV shows like Round the Twist and H2O, living with four cats, cassette rewinders, and whether email receipts are necessary. New episodes weekly.

Sit back and listen to a full episode featuring Luca. This episode begins with a discussion around "how to" videos and misleading online tutorials before moving into internet culture, social media habits, and AI-generated content. The conversation also covers online communities, school experiences, and general observations about growing up in different environments. Later topics include reality TV, algorithms, and online identity.

Sit back and listen to a full episode featuring Gemma. This episode begins with a discussion around YouTube "how to" videos, clickbait content, and general viewing habits online. The conversation then moves into AI-generated content, internet hoaxes, and how difficult it can be to identify what is real. There is also discussion around true crime, online communities, and social media algorithms. Later in the episode, the focus shifts to school experiences, including behaviour, bullying, and different environments growing up. Additional topics include reality TV, online identity, and general observations about internet culture.

This week we're joined by Annabel for a conversation that somehow moves from strange internet rabbit holes to Big Bird, the Challenger mission, aliens, salsa nights in Sydney, catching birds, and chaotic classroom stories. Along the way we talk about school pranks, predator vs prey animals, pigeon rescues, climbing buildings at night, and why birds might be the most unsettling animals around. Featuring Annabelle   0:00 Dogs licking camera screens & cursed internet categories 1:20 The internet's weirdest niche subreddits 2:45 Sock puppets, Muppets & strange internet rabbit holes 3:18 How Muppets actually work 4:40 Big Bird almost going on the Challenger mission 5:24 Imagining Big Bird in space 6:02 What aliens would actually look like 6:50 What if aliens spoke Mandarin or French? 7:18 The "frame mogging" frat leader story 9:45 Terrible dancing confidence at clubs 10:20 Sydney salsa night loophole (Argyle & cheap drinks) 12:50 Salsa dancing explained as holding in diarrhoea 14:05 Salsa lessons and chaotic dance partners 16:20 Primary school Dance Fever memories 18:45 How teachers instantly spot naughty kids 19:40 Classroom pranks (humming & coughing chaos) 21:20 Catching birds and releasing them in classrooms 23:40 The first bird she ever caught 25:45 How to actually catch a bird 26:50 Predator vs prey eyes explained 28:40 Fixing pigeons' "string foot" 29:30 Why birds are terrifying 30:40 Teaching tricks to control classrooms 33:00 Simple magic tricks 35:10 Growing up around Hornsby 38:20 Helicopter police search story 41:15 Sneaking out to climb buildings 44:10 The episode becomes about flight 46:00 What "flight" means to each of us 47:30 Stop trying to fly 49:00 Outro

Sit back and enjoy a long conversation with comedian Gary as we cover everything from homeschooling and growing up near Canberra to stand-up comedy, relationships, and some very questionable stories along the way. 🎧 Episode Timestamps 0:00 Introducing Gary & fresh haircut energy 0:43 Religion, grandparents & being a "man of God" 2:02 Acting with Tom Hanks & movie extra stories 5:07 Comedy accents & offensive stage bits 6:04 Weird foods, bull penis cooking & animal organs 9:03 Rhino tusks, money & global trade talk 10:49 Getting fined by police & pro-cop debate 13:33 Festival story: naked Lil Uzi Vert fan 16:31 Compulsive liars & bizarre childhood lies 18:29 Do girls actually like music? 19:26 Quitting music for podcasts & geopolitics 20:37 Dictators, Osama bin Laden & weird fun facts 23:50 Writing scripts, South Park & smoking weed 25:30 Growing up with strict parents & banned TV shows 27:55 Bringing girls home & awkward "door open" rule 30:47 Dating stories & messy family dinners 33:54 Being homeschooled & German kindergarten 36:41 Homeschool culture & strange parents 40:03 First days of real school & band kid era 43:08 Teacher scandal & creepy band instructor 45:09 Costumes, roleplay & relationship "kinks" 53:30 Outdoor sex & weird bedroom stories 57:32 Breakups, relationships & life advice 1:01:05 Comedy vs relationships balancing act  1:06:34 Being 23 around 30-year-olds 1:09:02 Train rejection story & approaching women  1:14:52 Growing up rural near Canberra 1:16:05 Final relationship thoughts & comedy life 1:19:19 Outro

The Sausage Boys Podcast returns with guest Lochie Mac for a long-form conversation about internet culture, gaming, British comedy, conspiracy theories, and everyday shenanigans. Sit back, settle down in the cave, and enjoy a long overdue catch-up with our long-lost friend Lochie. 0:00 Nike vs Adidas pronunciation debate 3:02 Getting jacked & terrible tattoo ideas 9:28 Spicy food pain tolerance & eating challenges 14:55 Toilet horror stories & public bathroom moments 19:00 Using the women's bathroom when desperate 21:45 COVID tests, DNA conspiracies & clones 24:20 Betting on world events & wild theories 26:30 Gaming bans & online life updates 27:40 Epstein memes & dark internet humor 30:00 The Royal Family argument gets heated 39:45 British comedy vs Mr. Bean supremacy 45:00 First drinks, parties & "garage" pronunciation war 46:25 Why Epstein would throw the best party ever 51:40 Cannibals, Vice documentaries & survival ethics 54:25 Prawns eating prawns & animal chaos 55:35 Epstein cloning theories & legacy talk 56:30 Celebrity scandals & bizarre power dynamics 1:00:25 The rise of "goon caves" 1:07:15 Discovering the subreddit & naming the episode 1:08:10 Outro  

In this week's episode, the boys are joined by Sydney comedians Stella Wu and Yosif Bender as they dive into pickleball disasters, Perth chaos, wild Chinese internet stories, strange animal delicacies, and some very questionable nicknames.It's unhinged, it's disgusting, and it's absolutely perfect. 00:00 Intro & cold open 02:20 Baldur's Gate fights & couple logic 03:20 Board games, undercover BJ's & board-game culture 04:10 Pickleball chaos & pun battles 05:15 Perth comics, Perth culture & the most isolated city 07:30 Homelessness in warm cities & Perth survival mode 08:25 Travel talk & dream of Perth gigs 09:30 Star Wars sand-people & Perth visualisation 10:20 Hiking with Sash, Ant & Spider (nicknames lore) 11:30 Nicknames, Starbucks chats & barista clout 12:50 New nickname proposals & chaos around Stella Wu 14:40 Gen Z slang, 6-7, memes & cultural confusion 18:50 Chinese social media & the legend of Red Uncle 23:30 Hidden cameras, arrests & viral scandal fallout 25:40 Paying for sex with watermelons 27:30 Mukbang, Asian food culture & Stella's tasting show 29:00 Eating brains, lamb penis & animal parts 31:00 Century eggs, balut & stomach strength test 32:20 Sea cockroaches, beetles & fried horrors 34:00 Eating ibis & Australian wildlife scandals 36:10 Ancient Egypt, bogan ibis & QLD birds 38:20 Could Stella serve ibis on her show? 40:00 Guest reactions & favourite weird foods 42:15 Intestine nightmares in Hong Kong 44:00 Australian food vs multicultural dishes 46:00 Remaking fallen food & internet cooking legends 47:10 Hong Kong food trip recap & blood dishes 48:20 Would you eat human? Ethical cannibal talk 49:50 Running from the police & survival instincts 51:20 Ending chaos & final jokes

In this week's episode, the boys are joined by comedian Alex Hudson as they dive into rural Aussie nostalgia, Shannon Noll conspiracies, Portland's Nike cult energy, chaotic comedy show stories, crying babies, and the most legendary yoga-class fart ever recorded.    00:00 – AI police videos & cold open 01:05 – Introducing Alex Hudson & comedy riffs 04:20 – Youngblood, rock-star vibes & music talk 06:20 – UK vs Australian singers & reality TV nostalgia 08:40 – Shannon Noll memories & rural Australian idol culture 11:00 – Shannon's workouts, jorts & Instagram era 13:10 – Growing up rural: towns, rivalries & weird cinemas 15:30 – Local video shops, Dan's wild store & DVD culture 18:40 – What kids did for fun in small towns 22:00 – Pizza Hut buffet, Sizzler & childhood food memories 24:20 – Alex's family in Portland & Nike HQ stories 27:20 – Doing comedy in the US & lounge-room shows 29:30 – The wheelchair fundraiser story & mic-shake bit 31:40 – Private shows, tipping culture & US audiences 33:00 – Edinburgh horror stories & performing to two people 34:40 – Crying babies ruining shows & AJ Barker comparisons 37:00 – Dream about AJ Barker & the soul-patch prophecy 40:00 – Babies at comedy shows & awkward audience tension 41:20 – Yoga-class fart disaster & gym embarrassment 43:40 – Jiu-jitsu classes & episode close

On this week's episode, the boys are joined by Sydney comedian Alex Choi. We get into British pub fight culture, moving cities, strange driving habits, questionable life decisions, mum logic, and why certain people are just wired for chaos. Loose chat, plenty of laughs, and a lot of stories that absolutely should not be taken as advice. If you enjoyed the episode, make sure to like, subscribe and drop a comment — it really helps 🙌 00:00 – Cold Open / Straight into nonsense 01:05 – Introducing Alex Choi 03:47 – "Don't Fight!" / Music Tangent Begins 07:15 – Suburb Slander & Local Energy Chat 12:40 – Driving Habits & Car Personalities 18:25 – The Logic of "Mum Advice" 24:57 – "What are you even gonna do? Fight crime?" 32:13 – The Boys Spiral into Philosophy (Accidentally) 37:37 – Why Everyone Suddenly Wants to Fight Now 44:15 – British Pub Fight Culture Explained 49:40 – "Are Aussies Even Fighting Like That?" 56:10 – Taxi Stories, Transit Chaos & Night Out Behaviour 01:02:53 – Comparing Restaurants / Culture Clash Moments 01:06:20 – Wrap Up & Plugs

On this week's episode, the boys are joined by Sydney comedian Laura Coleman. We talk about growing up weird, changing schools, Japanese convenience stores, farm animal logic, cows with personal space issues, and why some of us were just doing bits before we even knew what bits were. Lots of laughs, lots of strange imagery, classic chaotic hang energy. All this and more on this week's episode of Sausage Boys.    If you enjoyed the episode, like, subscribe & leave a comment — it means the world      🙌 00:00 – Cold Open / Immediate Dumb Energy 02:20 – Music Taste, Identity Crises & Shirts That Mean Something 06:50 – Convenience Stores & "Japan 7/11 Is Elite" 10:45 – Random Food Opinions Nobody Asked For 14:18 – Animal Logic & Cow/Bird Friendship Explained 18:30 – "Do You Like Eating Grass?" 21:50 – Laura Ate Grass To Be Healthy (Important Lore) 25:58 – High School Memories & Changing Schools 27:58 – Private School for One Year (Disaster Arc) 31:45 – What Your School Says About You 36:20 – Growing Up Completely Different But Somehow the Same 42:10 – Fake Confidence, Real Chaos 47:33 – Wrap Up, Laughing Too Hard, Plugs

On this week's episode, the boys are joined by Sydney comedian Harry Jun. We get into disastrous café orders, being too polite to complain, service industry chaos, strange food habits, suburb gossip, and the general madness of just trying to get breakfast without losing your mind.All this and more on this week's episode of Sausage Boys.  If you enjoyed the episode, make sure to like, subscribe, and drop a comment — it helps us heaps 🙌 00:00 – Cold Open / Immediate Chaos 01:12 –The Scrambled Eggs & Bacon Disaster Story 05:20 – Polite Rage at Cafés (The Silent Sufferers) 10:48 – Trying to Order Food Without Losing Your Mind 15:40 – Why Café Culture Breaks Your Soul 19:35 – "Crispy Bacon" & Food Identity Crises 25:10 – The Boys Spiral Into Restaurant Logic 32:45 – Complaining But In a Polite, Aussie Way 40:22 – Shared Trauma of Customer Service 49:05 – Food Nostalgia & Local Spot Gossip 56:50 – Random Stories & Tangents Continue 01:05:10 – Wrap Up & Plugs

This week on Sausage Boys, Karim and Jackson sit down with Sydney comedians Roman Apollonov and Joshua Khoury for an hour of unfiltered chaos and philosophical nonsense. From debating Hugo Boss's questionable beginnings to questioning whether the moon is even real, the boys spiral into absurdly funny territory — inventing a brand-new bodily "number system," ranking bathroom experiences, and arguing about whether you can microwave noodles. It's weird, honest, gross, and hilarious — the kind of late-night conversation that feels like you accidentally walked into the funniest greenroom in Sydney.    Hosted by Karim & Jackson Guests: Roman Apollonov & Joshua Khoury ---   ⏱️ Chapters 0:00 Intro – Tom Daley, saunas & banana talk 7:40 Hugo Boss's questionable beginnings & fashion morality 14:30 Toothpaste stains & dry-cleaning conspiracies 20:50 The great diarrhoea philosophy session 27:40 Teachers, toilets & redefining the "number system" 35:50 Sit-down pees, fart checks & red-brown colour blindness 42:30 Me Goreng wars & microwave-noodle etiquette 49:40 Germ theory, caveman hygiene & waterfall living 56:50 Jay-Z, Taylor Swift & Beyoncé's total eclipse 1:04:40 "Hamish & Anic-Don't" – chaos, ads & closing riff --- 🔖 Hashtags #SausageBoysPodcast #ComedyPodcast #SydneyComedians #AustralianPodcast #RomanApollonov #JoshuaKhoury #FunnyPodcast #AfterSchoolDetention #StandupComedy #PodcastClips #BathroomHumor #TaylorSwiftDebate #HamishAndAndy #DiarrheaPhilosophy #PodcastAustralia

Welcome back to another killer episode with good friend of the show, the one and only Bryce Lavery Jacko. In this episode, we get into DJing at a strip club, rock climbing for clout, how old is too old for Questacon and so much more.  0:00 Karim Goes To Questacon 10:00 Cave Diving Is Cringe 30:00 DJing at the Strip Club 45:00 Hitting the Ton

In this episode, we sit down with stand-up comedian Lochie Mac to talk all things comedy, chaos, and questionable life choices. From near-death hangover cures (spoiler: coconut water isn't your friend) to salami cravings, dumb tattoos, and debates about Mariah Carey's heritage, nothing is off-limits. We get into the grind of comedy in Australia, wild tangents about culture and habits, and plenty of unfiltered laughs along the way.  If you're into raw comedy insights, weird stories, and the kind of conversations you only get when the mics are rolling, this one's for you. Like, comment, and subscribe! [0:00] – Coconut water disaster & the worst hangover cure [12:52] – Salami obsession, "fun food" vs adult food, and salt cravings [25:35] – Grappling, dumb tattoos, and questionable messages on skin [38:18] – WWII [51:40] – Comedy gigs, job seeker memes, and failed plans [1:04:31] – Mariah Carey [1:16:24] – Beach thoughts, big eyes, and chilling on the coast

In this episode, we sit down with stand-up comedian Michael Cho to talk all things comedy, culture, and chaos. From moving in with other comics to dealing with anti-vax coworkers at Culture Kings, we explore the wild realities of the comedy grind in Australia and beyond. We dive into strict drug laws in Asia, shifting views on masculinity (yes, Nintendo comes up), and even spiral into the world of PMV porn music videos. If you're into raw comedy insights, wild stories, and unfiltered conversations with a rising comic, this episode delivers. [0:00:00] – Comedian house dynamics [0:13:38] – Drug laws in Asia [0:27:22] – Anti-vax conspiracies and retail comedy jobs [0:41:10] – Masculinity, Nintendo, and societal shifts [0:55:00] – PMV rabbit holes and adult content online [1:08:39] – The need for authenticity in creative work [1:22:26] – Final thoughts and walking off the wall

In this episode of Sausage Boys, we dive into the art and anguish of pant-making, hometown shame, and the existential crisis that comes with dry crying. We riff on iconic pants throughout history, from Joey Green Eyes to Billy Eilish, and explore whether crying really is good for you. Also: what's up with the yoke on jeans? And who in Hollywood is cannibal baiting? Whether it's a nostalgic fashion deep-dive or just reflecting on the awkwardness of growing up on the North Shore, this ep is packed with hilarious tangents and oddball insights. Stick around for weird airport goodbyes, movie breakdowns, and the mystery of the ultimate pant.     [0:00] - Community Notice Board memories and time-travel podcasting [2:30] - The Joey Green Eyes character and the mystery of eye colors [4:10] - Pants talk begins: matching trousers and dart seams [6:40] - The perfect pant quest and sewing rebellion [9:00] - The anatomy of jeans: learning about the yoke [11:00] - Booty-flattering design and ironic fashion ideas [13:20] - Music while making pants and the art of podcast panting [16:00] - Origin of the podcast name: Sausage Boys [18:00] - Mount Rushmore of pant wearers [21:00] - Age, aesthetics, and the politics of celebrity style [24:00] - Acting, queerbaiting, and cannibal accusations in Hollywood [28:00] - Airport drama and security mishaps [31:00] - Crying as a metric of mental health [34:00] - Watching movies and feeling emotional in cinemas [38:00] - French films, food laws, and cultural comparisons [42:00] - Growing up in the North Shore and local life reflections [45:00] - Returning home and living situations [47:00] - Wrapping up: plugs, pants preview, and cozy fashion

This week we're joined by friend of the show and Sydney stand-up comedian Jack Wright! We dive into everything from umbrella economics and fashion crimes to internet rabbit holes, ancient history, and alien abductions in FIFA. Jack shares his hilarious takes on watches, masculinity, lost umbrellas, and what it really means to be a fan of Age of Empires. This one is packed with laughs, rants, and unexpected wisdom.   👇 Timestamps: [0:00] Cold open chaos and IV drip confusion [2:28] Umbrellas are a scam and $495 chemist robbery [5:00] Sharing umbrellas and getting married under one [7:00] Wet shoes and the fall of Doc Martens [10:35] Socks with sandals and fashion sins [13:00] Why men care more about muscles than women do [14:56] Buff guys are just sandcastles [17:30] The weird world of male-targeted internet content [21:00] Being too into history and mail-order bride ads [25:34] Budget gaming and buying FIFA a year late [27:00] FIFA 2000 alien abductions cheat [28:13] Would aliens even be able to catch Ronaldo? [29:39] Basketball and broken knees [30:56] Age of Empires vs Star Wars [32:30] Warhammer 40K vs OG Warhammer [35:03] The Monk reboot we all deserve

In this chaotic and cathartic episode, we finally break the silence around the infamous failed 24-hour podcast. From behind-the-scenes drama and miscommunications to full-on roast sessions and raw honesty, nothing is left untouched. We relive the fallout, the wild energy in the room, and the brutal aftermath—plus, plans for redemption with a 48-hour marathon. We also dive into gut health disasters, friendship dynamics, podcast evolution, and a few too many poop jokes. Buckle in—this one's messy, hilarious, and surprisingly heartfelt.    [0:00] Intro and abandoning the steamroller tradition [2:20] Reflecting on the early days and changing podcast styles [3:54] The failed 24-hour podcast attempt – what really happened [6:08] Karim's live stream takedown and "coward" accusations [9:20] Trash talk turns emotional: "These are my friends…" [11:00] The controversy, miscommunication, and fallout aftermath [13:32] How a 24-hour plan turned into a chaotic live stream [16:19] Revisiting the missteps, jokes, and truths of that night [18:13] Wrapping up the 24-hour saga with final reflections [20:06] Was it worth it? Finding the funny in the failure [23:03] Mickey holds the line solo – and the silence gets awkward [26:14] Getting roasted and watching it happen live [28:04] Bonding over bad stomachs and pasta preferences [30:56] The doo-doo sample debacle and "pure liquid" horrors [33:09] Double-ended camera procedures and white diet prep [35:54] Post-procedure euphoria and accidental six-packs [38:42] Historical medicine: blowing smoke up your ass? [41:08] Vindaloo disasters, farts with steam, and fine wine gas [43:40] Fart etiquette and hallway crop-dusting [46:15] Visual farts, abstract shits, and searing heat [48:50] Kaka stories, Lady Kaka, and the final flush of shame [51:00] Wrapping up with laughs, closure, and unresolved chaos

In this fresh as hell eppy, we're joined by friend of the show and Sydney comedian Riv Narak. From condom balloons in sex-ed class to using ChatGPT as a personal trainer, this episode is full of absolute chaos. We revisit "smell my finger" schoolyard dares, argue about underwear technology, and admit to some seriously questionable gym behavior (spoiler: mirrors are terrifying). We roast bad Indian accents, call out AI-washed customer service, and dive into the ridiculous—jerk chicken myths, beer-in-cereal gangsters, and the awkward horror of being alone at a urinal with a kid (yeah, it's as bad as it sounds). There's LiveLeak throwbacks, $350 toothbrushes with apps, awkward morning routines, and a proper breakdown of cricket rivalries and NBA Finals chat. Whether you're in it for the dumb laughs, shared trauma, or weird egg-smell theories—this one's a ride. 🔔 Like the episode? Hit that thumbs up, subscribe, and tell us your most cursed high-school memory in the comments.     [00:00] – Intro & condom balloon sex-ed horrors [05:30] – "Smell my finger" dare explained [11:00] – Shaving regrets & itchy childhood tales [16:20] – Urinal etiquette: teachers, kids & trauma [22:00] – Underwear tech: DraftFit, G-strings & manscaping [28:30] – Gym mirror panic & ChatGPT workout plans [34:40] – AI-washed call centres & dodgy automation [41:00] – Indian accent breakdown & cringe roast [47:30] – LiveLeak turns "respectable" & Twitter exits [53:50] – The "Holy Trinity": Reels, Insta & Reddit [59:40] – Boiled-egg odors & bathroom biology [1:05:30] – Beer in cereal: the gangster breakfast [1:11:20] – Gavin McInnes & the pissed cornflake test [1:17:00] – Meditation, hot showers & morning shame [1:23:10] – Toothbrushes with apps & oral hygiene paranoia [1:28:50] – AI vs. Google: Mandela, menus & madness [1:34:20] – Daggering dance explained (badly) [1:40:00] – NBA finals, darts and Aussie sport passions [1:46:30] – TikTok grind & influencer delusions [1:52:00] – AI bots like Grock & end-of-episode chaos [2:00:09] – Fin: a clapping send-off and existential sigh

Ever found yourself trapped in TikTok's vortex at 2 AM, scrolling so deep you start questioning reality? Welcome to Sausage Boys Ep 196, where we unpack everything from cartoon nostalgia (yak-yak-yak intro songs, Arthur conspiracies) to the dark arts of Ratchet & Clank marathons, FarmVille farming feats, and the slippery slope of YouTube Shorts vs. long-form sanity. We debate whether TikTok is a mind-control cult, share war stories of bike-lane road rage ("Sorry, Ms. Lycra!"), and confess our traumatic first trips to Aldi (where broccoli is mythical). Get doctor's-office confessions—like asking for DEXA scans and refusing blood tests—plus life hacks on blocking unwanted artists on Spotify and how to dodge those "use my code" traps that ruin friendships. Stick around for Islander removalist legends, the vinyl-fresh gold-tooth fantasy, and why you should never park in a bike lane (sorry, Karen). It's a frantic, hilarious ride through modern madness—perfect for any bloke who's ever hit "Next Video" one too many times. 🔔 **Don't forget to like, subscribe, and ring that bell** for more absurd Aussie comedy every week! ---   🕒 **TIMESTAMPS** [00:00] – Intro: Yak Yak cartoon theme debates [03:36] – Wayne Brady vs. Arthur's crabby intro [07:12] – Gender-bending cartoon friends & stereotypes [10:48] – Sonic, Tails & Knuckles: race online polls [14:24] – Ratchet & Clank nostalgia trip [18:00] – TikTok Shorts black hole confessions [21:36] – YouTube long-form vs. short-form freakout [25:12] – FarmVille glory days & farmer comparisons [28:48] – "Use my code" affiliate link nightmares [32:24] – Blocking unwanted artists on Spotify [36:00] – Day-in-the-life vlogging gone mad [39:36] – Islander removalist legends [43:12] – The gold-tooth fantasy & grill debates [46:48] – Doctor's visit: DEXA scans vs. STD panels [50:24] – Bike-lane rage: Karen vs. driver showdown [54:00] – Aldi vs. Woolies: where's the broccoli? [57:36] – Supermarket specials & life-hack shopping [01:01:12] – Speedos, socks & islander fashion rules [01:04:48] – Egg-throwing road-rage therapy [01:08:24] – Final rants & wrap-up [01:11:00] – Fin

Sydney's plumbing scene is filthy—literally and metaphorically—and this week, we're diving headfirst into it (hopefully not barehanded). We're joined by hilarious comedian and plumber Chris Safi, who breaks down the wildest things he's seen in toilets (hint: not just what you'd expect) and reveals why modern construction sites are less about grit and more about gremlins. We talk the gentrification of Western Sydney, the psychological powers of food poisoning, and what it's like getting jumped at Macca's over a spicy Facebook post. Safi shares how he accidentally weaponised his Facebook rants into a comedy career and why plumbers might just be the philosophers of the tradie world. Oh, and there's a very serious discussion about Lebanese weddings, dabke dancing injuries, and why fingerholes on toilet paper packs are gone (RIP). It's a wild, slightly unhinged, and dangerously funny hour with plenty of toilet talk and heart. 📌 Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe! New episodes every week with the wildest Aussie comedy you'll hear this side of Bankstown.    🕒 TIMESTAMPS [00:00] – Sydney suburbs, mortgages, and the new crime deterrent [03:57] – Diarrhea vs solid: the ultimate debate [06:41] – The psychology of food poisoning [09:14] – Toilet trauma tales from a plumber [11:55] – Hazing in the trades and mythical tools [15:22] – When electricians and plumbers throw shade [18:46] – Lebanese food, dabke dancing, and grandma's recipes [21:33] – Getting into comedy via Facebook roasts [24:17] – Schoolyard politics and Catholic vs public school culture [27:55] – 30-on-1 Macca's beatdown over a Facebook post [30:30] – Lebanese family dynamics and culture [33:42] – Wedding dancing etiquette and holding hands (with blokes) [36:59] – Dubke injuries and toilet paper design betrayal [39:41] – Real plumber jobs vs the Hollywood myth [42:23] – $15 million house, no flush, big mistake [45:16] – The secret smell that never leaves you [48:07] – How comedy and plumbing collide on Instagram [50:33] – Comedy dreams and Tom Gleeson compliments [53:12] – Social media beefs that turn into friendships [56:44] – The psychology behind Lebanese stereotypes [59:58] – Facebook status tips from the master [1:02:21] – Who's the worst driver? (It's not who you think) [1:05:15] – Rants, relatability, and turning pain into punchlines [1:08:34] – Mo DW and the legacy of Facebook names [1:11:29] – [Fin]

Welcome back to Sausage Boys Podcast – the only show that fearlessly asks the important questions, like: Is "Paralyzer" the horniest dad song of all time? and Why do brass players have the gnarliest spit tubes? In this episode, we go absolutely off the rails. We dive deep into the psychology of 50-year-old men, their grocery bag-carrying superpowers, and why they might secretly be the ultimate lovers. You'll also hear a breakdown of why every wind instrument player is one missed note away from a musical OnlyFans. It's unfiltered, it's dumb, it's smart (but mostly dumb) – just the way you like it. From BBQ soundtrack debates to the secret sexual lives of band geeks, this one's an instant classic. 👊 Hit play and get ready to question everything you thought you knew about music, maturity, and finger strength.   Timestamps: [00:00] – Is "Paralyzer" secretly a BBQ anthem? [06:10] – Why dads might be built for pleasure [13:40] – Musical instruments and sexual tension [22:05] – Trombone fetishes & brass boys in heat [30:20] – Saliva horror stories from band class [42:15] – Imagining 50-year-olds at their prime [55:00] – Band camp is basically prison with spit valves [1:26:43] – Fin    

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