Manhattan Abductions, Gross Pedos, and Fusing Alexander to a Couch

Episode 288 of the The Slaptail Squad podcast, hosted by The Slaptail Squad, titled "Manhattan Abductions, Gross Pedos, and Fusing Alexander to a Couch" was published on March 22, 2026 and runs 104 minutes.

March 22, 2026 ·104m · The Slaptail Squad

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Summary

Send us Fan Mail Steven and the Beaveman want to get or stay sexy and Nolan doesn't get it. Remember, you are never going to learn anything from the Slaptail Squad, but it won't stop them from having fun. This week's piece of sh1+ is a real loser. The Swan brings us her crime report. Steven bores us all with an abduction story. It would be cool, but its Steven, sooo. Nolan wows us with some little known facts about Alexander the Great (we knew), and Beaveman brings the heat with stories...

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Steven and the Beaveman want to get or stay sexy and Nolan doesn't get it.

Remember, you are never going to learn anything from the Slaptail Squad, but it won't stop them from having fun. This week's piece of sh1+ is a real loser. The Swan brings us her crime report. Steven bores us all with an abduction story. It would be cool, but its Steven, sooo. Nolan wows us with some little known facts about Alexander the Great (we knew), and Beaveman brings the heat with stories about people fusing to their furniture, wounds, wound healing, and of course stages of pressure ulcers complete with pictures. It wouldn't be an episode without dumb jokes with Swan, so yup, she's got em. They are really bad.

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