Marc and JD's Demotivation Cube

We dive deep today, into Joel Osteen's Inspiration Cube, with our own Demotivation Cube! Be demotivated any day of the week for the low, low, low price of $67.48! It could be yours today! Do you wake up feeling overly motivated by what lies ahead? This product is for you! Do you get off from work and come home ready to mow your lawn? This product will help you cure that itch! The Demotivation Cube is made in China, but the sentiment is ALL AMERICAN! Press a button and you could hear things like: "You really should just call out today, it's going to be busy, they can handle it by themselves" or "Did you really need to eat that extra slice of pizza?" Marc and JD's Demotivation Cube can be yours if you just call 1-555-Marc-nJD! Don't hesitate, DE-MOTIVATE! Support the show (http://patreon.com/marcandjd)