Mariners 2026 Preseason Awards Show

The Dylan Moore Award for Shittiest Infielder: Cole YoungThe Jesse Winker/Taylor Trammell Award for Worst Outfielder: Luke RaleyThe Luis Castillo Award for Most Hated Starting Pitcher: Bryce MillerThe Matt Festa Award for Least Trustworthy Reliever: Carlos VargasThe Jesse Winker Award for Most Disappointing Acquisition: Rob RefsnyderThe JP Crawford Award for Shittiest Every Day Starting Position Player: Leo RivasThe Teoscar Hernandez Award for Best Former Mariner Player on a Different Team: Eugenio SuarezThe Cal Raleigh Award for Least Shitty hitter: Brendan DonovanThe Felix Hernandez Award for Not Yet Shitty Pitcher: Brian WooThe Jesse Winker Award for Shittiest Defender: Randy ArozarenaThe John Stanton Award for Most Deceitful MLB Owner: John Stanton Get full access to M.A.D. Unlimited at marinersdisgustblog.substack.com/subscribe