Mark Zuckerberg Stands Up For Free Speech

WET x TEJAS TONIC SHOWCASE 1/25 https://www.sunsetstripatx.com/events?event-id=103375 This is episode 57 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:00:41 - How many arguments did you get in over the holidays? 00:01:46 - The whole country got sick this year 00:03:35 - You ever get out of the shower and f*ck aroud with it? 00:05:28 - Phil's new diet 00:07:06 - The Trans Siberian Orchestra is not trans, Siberian, nor an orchestra 00:10:21 - The ultimate gamble 00:12:15 - Motel 6 would NEVER 00:13:45 - The WET Commandments 00:14:57 - The WET Commandments (but with pizzazz) 00:16:48 - Markus' (largest) Dino of the Week 00:20:30 - Bill Cosby at the Trans Siberian Orchestra 00:22:44 - Old people don't deserve money, give it to us 00:24:14 - Phil's Phinancial Advice: Buy Spirit 00:27:17 - Austin is ruining 6th Street 00:30:39 - 1 homeless person, big stick? or 10 homeless person, small stick? 00:36:00 - Bible removed from Texas school district due to law banning 'sexually explicit' content 00:38:26 - Justin went to Church this week and had a spiritual moment 00:42:00 - New Character Unlocked: Texas Pastor Phil goes off 00:45:27 - Michigan transplants are basically refugees 00:50:55 - North Korea Outlaws Hot Dogs in Crackdown on 'Treasonous' American Food 00:52:27 - You should watch more p*rn 00:55:37 - New Years resolutions 00:57:53 - Calling women ‘household objects’ now permitted on Facebook after Meta updated its guidelines 01:00:29 - Tech billionaires think they're the cool kids 01:02:55 - Markus absolutely eviscerates the vibe 01:03:52 - Flat Earther admits he was wrong after traveling 9,000 miles to Antarctica to test his belief 01:06:48 - Why Texas should leave the union 01:09:33 - Whataburger fell off 01:12:40 - Speaking of chicken and bulletproof glass _______________________ Tejas Tonic - https://www.tejastonic.com/ Sunset Tickets - https://sunsetstripatx.com/ Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/ Justin - https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/