EPISODE · Jul 22, 2025 · 22 MIN
Mass Debate: Are Aliens Living Among Us?
from Blank Propaganda Machine · host Kirk Wilson, Jed Craig, & Kraig Schaulin
In this probing episode, Kirk and Kraig debate whether aliens are living among us! Is Earth just too damn boring to draw the attention of any higher intelligent beings, or are we a beacon of freedom calling across the black void of space to any potential new citizen willing to drop $5 million on a Trump Gold Card? Kirk beams in with cold, hard logic, insisting Earth is just the Arby’s of the galaxy - unremarkable, unseemly, and diarrhea-inducing. Meanwhile, Kraig goes full tinfoil patriot, declaring that aliens are absolutely among us because they want to live in the greatest country in the universe - the good ol' US of A! These clowns give Mulder and Scully a run for their money in the sexual tension department, and the inane arguments are enough to make ALF want to stop eating pussy cats all together, on this week's Mass Debate!
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In this probing episode, Kirk and Kraig debate whether aliens are living among us! Is Earth just too damn boring to draw the attention of any higher intelligent beings, or are we a beacon of freedom calling across the black void of space to any potential new citizen willing to drop $5 million on a Trump Gold Card? Kirk beams in with cold, hard logic, insisting Earth is just the Arby’s of the galaxy - unremarkable, unseemly, and diarrhea-inducing. Meanwhile, Kraig goes full tinfoil patriot, de...
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