Mass Debate: Chocolate vs Vanilla (Better Ice Cream Flavor?)

In this heated, frozen treat face-off, Jed goes full Willy Wonka and damn near ice-creams himself for Team Chocolate, praising its sexy compatibility with every topping imaginable while mocking vanilla as the sad, lonely flavor no one actually orders on purpose; meanwhile, Kirk channels his inner Bob Ross to paint vanilla as the pure, artistic blank canvas of our sweet dreams, waxing poetic about personal expression and flaunting his “jimmies" for all to see. Chaos ensues when G-man, the self-appointed constitutional scholar, tries to filibuster with the 14th Amendment before moderator Kraig bangs the gavel and screams in a rich and creamy southern accent, “You scream, I scream, we all scream...in laughter for this week's Mass Debate!”