Mass Debate: Christian Bale vs Adam West (Definitive Portrayal of Batman?)

Holy schnikes, Batman! Things get batty fast as Kirk channels his inner American psycho to argue that Christian Bale’s gravelly voice and tortured realism puts asses in seats and raked in box office billions. Meanwhile, Kraig slides into his spandex nostalgia and fires back that Adam West was the true Batman - quippy, campy, and always ready to open up a can of Bat-shark repellent. Kirk fires back that West’s version was basically Batman: The Musical, minus the trauma, and says Bruce Wayne was born from blood, not bams, boners, and biffs! Kraig cries like a little Robin, saying Bale could use less brooding and more fun. Things spiral faster than a batarang when Jed forgets to assign the BPM Spurt of Brilliance, prompting Kraig to declare Jed’s moderating, and manhood, a total sham. Tune in for capes, chaos, and catastrophic masculinity. We're going to visit the deepest, darkest corners of the Batcave on this week's Mass Debate!