EPISODE · Jul 29, 2025 · 19 MIN
Mass Debate: Crust vs Crustless (Best Way to Eat PB&J?)
from Blank Propaganda Machine · host Kirk Wilson, Jed Craig, & Kraig Schaulin
Ready your ear-holes for an allergy inducing clash, as we slice diagonally into the age-old question: to crust or not to crust? Jed, our resident philosopher, swears the crispy rim brings a textural component to his nut-butter ingestion. Meanwhile Professor Safety - busy dad, lunchbox logistics guru, and self-appointed ambassador of the Uncrustable Nation, insists that handing his kiddos a “proper” crusted sandwich would spark an uprising faster than Kirk and Kraig fighting over who gets to lick the jelly spoon. Jed fires back, arguing that ditching the crust is like depriving your children of love, nutrition, and all-around culinary development. Get ready to get your wheat chaffed and your mind spread within an inch of madness on this week's Mass Debate!
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Ready your ear-holes for an allergy inducing clash, as we slice diagonally into the age-old question: to crust or not to crust? Jed, our resident philosopher, swears the crispy rim brings a textural component to his nut-butter ingestion. Meanwhile Professor Safety - busy dad, lunchbox logistics guru, and self-appointed ambassador of the Uncrustable Nation, insists that handing his kiddos a “proper” crusted sandwich would spark an uprising faster than Kirk and Kraig fighting over who gets to l...
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