Mass Debate: Having a Tail vs Ability to Fly (Which is Better?)

On this week's episode, moderator Jed kicks off the weirdest episode yet with a question pulled straight from a late-night YouTube rabbit hole and the deranged mind of Christopher Walken: Would you rather have a tail…or the ability to fly? Yes, really. Confusion builds immediately as Kirk, representing Team Flying, argues for flight the only way he knows how - through pure laziness and cheapness, saying it’d cut down on gas money and stairs. Meanwhile, Kraig latches onto Team Tail like a desperate possum in mating season, citing Splinter from TMNT as proof that tails bring wisdom, strength, and fatherly vibes. He claims a good tail can grapple, gesture, and even guide you through tough times. But when the dust settles, Kirk drops the mic with one simple question: "If you're in danger, who do you want saving you - someone who can fly…or someone with a goddamn tail?" Jed's smug ass sits back watching the chaos unfold like he's Woody Woodpecker, quietly giggling in the corner while Hung Juror Adam Draper contemplates existence itself and is left in awe that this is real life. Is this the dumbest debate ever? Maybe. Has the show officially jumped the shark? Definitely. But we’re in it now, folks! So grab your great-grandfather's gold watch, and start practicing your best Christopher Walken impression, for this week's episode of Mass Debate!